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What class would Jesus play?

While researching my previous post, I came across the Landover Baptist Church*.  Nice bunch of folks there, especially one Billy Houston, who currently evangelizes in World of Warcraft with his 57th level undead priest.  Billy says

I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!

I like to think that if Jesus did play WoW, a conversation with Billy might go something like this:

Evanginator: hey
LordofHosts: hey
Evanginator: hav u excepted jesus nto ur heart?
LordofHosts: lol u have no idea
Evanginator: he died on the cross for ur sins
LordofHosts: thanks for the memories asshat.
Evanginator: ur playing a tauren. do u know its the mob?
LordofHosts: mob?
Evanginator: mark of teh beast. when u play tauren you are acepting mob
LordofHosts: dude, you're playing a goddam undead priest.
Evanginator: are you guy or girl in rl?
LordofHosts: wtf?  are you coming on to me?
Evanginator: just need to know if ur gay or fat wiccan
LordofHosts: lol I'm actually a hermaphrodite gay wiccan
Evanginator: ZOMG RELLY?
LordofHosts: yeah no shit. wanna cyber?
Evanginator: um…my guild is calling gotta go
LordofHosts: np

*Satirical site, rest easy. :)

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 at 6:01 pm and is filed under MMOs, MMOs - World of Warcraft, Main Page, Religion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

3 Responses to “What class would Jesus play?”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    February 3rd, 2006 at 6:20 pm

    ah, afraid you've been “had” on that paricular issue. Landover Baptist Church doesn't exist, and is primarily a spoof site ;) Not to say there aren't some truly twisted followers of the Christ-man out there, but this particular “group” is all parody :)

  2. Amber Says:
    February 3rd, 2006 at 6:26 pm

    You didn't read the very last line of my post did you? ;)

  3. Anonymous Says:
    February 4th, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    Haha, first commenter got had by Amber. Read the whole post next time.

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