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Making jerky still manly though

Step away from the tea cozy and nobody gets hurt…

You’re off the hook boys. Learning to cook and clean makes you gay.

I don’t know Dr. James Dobbson personally, but he sounds like a real hoot with the kids.

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4 Responses to “Making jerky still manly though”

  1. Scott Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    Google “Focus on the Family”. I don't think he's ever said deigning to cook and clean makes you desire manflesh, though.

  2. jonos Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    Dobson has knowing hands and looks stunning in those leather chaps. You go, James.

  3. Brian 'Psychochild' Green Says:
    April 26th, 2006 at 4:04 am

    I followed the link in Amber's comment above, and found some startling information on this page by Dr. Dobson:

    [M]ost of [a clinical psychologist's] homosexual clients were not explicitly feminine when they were children. More often, they displayed a “nonmasculinity” that set them painfully apart from other boys: unathletic, somewhat passive, unaggressive and uninterested in rough-and-tumble play. A number of them had traits that could be considered gifts: bright, precocious, social and relational and artistically talented.

    Let's see: I wasn't the athletic type, didn't enjoy fighting, was fairly smart, and I liked art…. Oh, shit. I'm gay and I didn't even know it. I better tell my GF. She always said I was a good cook, and know I know why.
    *weep* I'm sorry Amber, it was all a lie. No wonder I never liked the FragDolls….

  4. Dom Says:
    April 27th, 2006 at 4:36 am

    Oops, was my last comment too risque?

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