Friday Links
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From AFK Gamer, this gem: Explain to my mom that ganking is not cool. Foton owes me a keyboard. I like to think dinner time conversations go something like this:
Son: Pass the potatoes please.
Mom: Sorry hon, but little whiney bitches don’t get potatoes.
Son: *whimper*
Mom: Cry more n00b.
Dad: Um…honey…
Mom: Shutup! I’ll cut you.
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Dad shoots PC ‘cuz junior games too much. In my little fantasy world, the dad in this story and the mom in the previous story are married.
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Star Trek is getting a new movie, this time with the adventures of a young Kirk and Spock. Seriously? They are so out of ideas that they’re looking to Muppet Babies for inspiration? Of course the up-side is the possiblity that we’ll get to see Kirk lathering blue disinfectant goo onto Spock’s hard Vulcan body…
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Angelina Jolie is returning for the third Tomb Raider flick. I have to admit, I actually enjoyed the first Tomb Raider movie. Yes yes I know, it sucked and all, but it was a good popcorn flick. Here’s hoping number 3 doesn’t blow as badly as number 2 though.
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From Sachant: Game development team for sale on Ebay. Bidding starts at $150,000 (and ends today) which gets you 90 days of, presumably, the entire team’s dedicated attention. And um…if you bid on this, please contact me. Because you’ll want a “professional writer” to write your gamedev blog. $30k for 90 days, and I’ll poison Google’s cache with any keywords you specify.
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From Boing Boing: Court throws out RIAA attempt to sue little girl. RIAA had in the past tried to go after the girl’s mother. Failing that, they went after the girl. Now they’re now looking for Sarah Connor.
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I would so play Voltron: The MMO. At least through the initial free 30 days.
/g form feet and legs, form arms and body, and ill form the head
/g who the FUCK formed an extra arm? Who the FUCK was that? Minus 50 DKP!!!
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From our “more people who shouldn’t reproduce” department: Mom threatens to stop bringing her brats to the movies if they don’t get rid of violent arcade games–and the theater caves.
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Your periodic dose of liberalism: Pink - Dear Mr. President - Live.
Have a great weekend. Peace out.