Friday Links
She likes her hair to be real orange.
If you can’t be with the one you love honey, love the one you’re with. But be warned. Apparently after you’ve had chimp, you can never go back.
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Dan Hunter bitch-slaps Project Entropia publisher Mindark. Here’s a word of advice for Mindark CEO Jan Timkrans: If you’re not a native speaker of the language, let your legal department handle the threatening letters.
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Lawyer cheats the auction system in Second Life. Lawyer gets account shut down. Lawyer…wait for it…yes, he sues! “They completely froze my account,” the douche bag whined. Poor baby.
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Pat Robertson has learned from God that the some weird shit’s gonna go down this year. Here’s what Robertson said:
If he “heard the Lord right?” Holy shit, does God mumble? Does God have a speech impediment? Because if so, I know a guy. But while we’re waiting for God to get his hare lip problem under control, what if Robertson heard the Lord wrong? What if we are now completely unprepared for the ghost of Mary Kay unabashed by porn? This could be bad, folks.
God also imparted unto Robertson that there will be a snowstorm somewhere on the eastern seaboard in February, wildfires in the mid-west in the summer, and believe it or not, some asshat gnome gold farmer will camp your spawn.
In a completely un-related event, blogger wishes there was some way she could harness the energy of bullshit.
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This one’s almost too easy. Kansas sets minimum marriage age to 15. Because they’re concerned that kids are getting married too early. So you have to wait now. Until you’re 15. Years old. Yeah. The good news is that for Kansas, this is progress. Welcome to the 19th century boys and girls! Little steps.
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From Kotaku. Disney is putting up the cash for the movie Game Boys:
recruited by the Department of Homeland Security to lead a geeky army
of gamers in a battle against creatures that have come to life from a
video game they have mastered.
Thank you Disney, for renewing my hope. Just when I thought my script for Yellow Poncho of Justice just wasn’t good enough, you showed me that I was just aiming too high.
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From Drink At Work comes The Best Headline Ever.
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Have a question? Ask the NSA.
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And the best for last…the new MacBooks are here. Like your iPod Nano, you can get yours in white or black. I don’t even know what the hell a “duo core processor” is, but it sounds good. Much better than the “single core processor” I currently think I have. But still, maybe I should hold out for the “tri core processor.” Or if I hold out a little longer, I’m sure the “quad core processor” is right around the corner. “Quad core.” That really sounds like something I have to have.
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Have a great weekend. Peace out.
May 19th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Pat Robertson has learned that God's favorite website is weather.com. The good folks at weather.com have promised to finish us east coasters off this year. Apparenly they were just toying with us last year…
May 19th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Intel have obviously hired the same marketing team that work for razor companies.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Hopefully God will bless Pat Robertson with another cancer!
May 19th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
Pat is probable guess something like this because he knows that the current surface temperature is rising to a point that it hasn’t risen to in years.
Which mean more natural disasters, supposeably from what I've read the temperatures have only been this high 3 other times in recorded history. One of those times was before the ice age. Not that I'm saying another big one is coming our way.
Supposedly, and I say that only because there is not enough evidence as of yet, the increase in temperatures is due to SMOG.
I know, I know, what is this SMOG you ask? Well I think everyone is going to have to pull out there own facts and not depend on me because I'm not an expert working in the field. I'm just some guy that doesn’t watch TV, so I guess I’m stuck with reading. Darn.
But from what I have read, people working in the field have a theory that SMOG is causing our rising surface temperature but there well not be enough data, I think it was tell about the year 2100, but I could be wrong.
I don't know the name of the movie, but I saw a trailer when I went to see “Thank You for Smoking”. A movie centered around our environment today. Seems political to me. But if they try the scare tactic on you about 2005 being the hottest year, understand that the 2005 year heat index is still under debate with 1998's heat index by 1/100 of a centigrade.
I talk too much, going to keep my mouth shut for the next 3 entries, I swear.