Why you shouldn’t blog until your testes drop
Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
To paraphrase a saying, you have to have a license to own a dog, drive a car, and get married. But anyone can blog. About anything. Even rampaging stupidity such as this.
To save you the jump, it's an oh-so-witty and edgy post about games, masturbation, and–wait for it!–female gamer masturbation. Clever! And guaranteed to make milk shoot out the nose of your other pre-pubescent readers. Later on I hear they'll be snapping bra straps out in the schoolyard followed by a booger-flinging session.
(yes I know. Bold criticism on someone else's content, given the raging success of Blog Commentary Playhouse, which I'm sorry to say, you'll be seeing a lot more of because I spent like 40 dollars on the figures, and another 30 on the software.)
July 25th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Hmm… so can we expect to see Blog Commentary Playhouse on that particular blog entry? How lewd!
July 25th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Or maybe it’s that you have an underdeveloped sense of humor. Your little comic quite frankly sucks ass, whereas the story you linked was crude but funny if you have any kind of normal sense of humor at all. Oh but maybe it offends your delicate feminine sensibilities ah dew declah. Looking around your site, it looks like you can dish out the vulgarity but when someone else does it you get all high and mighty and declare it to be beneath you. Maybe its you that needs the license to blog. Take a test or something, learn how to drive yourself before you scream profanities at the other drivers.
July 25th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Isshinryu, I enjoy crude humour, and even chauvinistic humour. That post was not humourous at all, it was boring and dumb. Beavis and Butthead are funny. Ren and Stimpy are funny. You are not.
I do find it odd however that Amber cares enough to post about it, considering 99% of the internet is boring dumb people saying boring dumb things. What is so special about that borind dumb post that made it newsworthy?
July 25th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Joe said:
Amber hon, you know I love you. But I had the same question myself. Maybe if you had done a comic about it..
Dave (someone stole my cool internet name)
July 25th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Yeah it’s a non-story. It might be newsworthy if they had any cred to start with but it it looks like its just a couple kids playing blogger. In fact you are giving them the attention they seem to be so craving. The funny part is that all the comments are between themselves. O and leave the comics to the pros.
July 25th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
Newsworthy? Non-story?
Holy shit, is this site a newspaper?!
Oh my god, all this time I thought it was irreverent, sarcastic humour with a slight personal bent. Well colour me foolish! I suppose I should have realised when Amber reported on Amanda Congdon’s beheading in Iraq, and when she posted her hardhitting world-exclusive exposé on WoW’s vast insider trading network and the accounting fraud responsible for its success.
Now that I know, I look forward to hearing more from the intrepid Amber Night news team, fighting for truth and justice in this morally bankrupt world.
July 26th, 2006 at 4:41 am
I’m Brian and so’s my wife.
July 26th, 2006 at 5:51 am
and now for something completely different…
More comics, less vitriol.
You guys are seriously harshing my mellow.