FOX News: Fairly Unbalanced

Even though this might bruise you
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn

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You might have seen this video, where 2 guys show you how easy it is to steal a bike in NY.

FOX bimbo reporter Jodi Applegate interviewed the guys behind the video, got "totally burned," and thousands of children spontaneously exploded nationwide.

Please FOX, don't ever change. 

6 Responses to “FOX News: Fairly Unbalanced”

  1. Fubu Says:

    Whatever happened to Friday links?

  2. Amber Says:

    Friday Links, once voted “Most Likely to Succeed,” married her highschool sweetheart, divorced 5 years later, and now raises 4 children by herself in a single-wide in Montana, wondering where it all went wrong.

    Actually, for awhile I was keeping to a mostly rigid schedule of posting on Mondays, Wednesdays, and on Friday doing the links. Friday Links got to be a bit of a chore, because I’d have to save up a bunch of links for Friday, sift through the vast majority that had become dated in just a few short days, and then hope I had enough left over to warrant a post. It just wasn’t fun for me. I like to be more spontaneous. So now I post more frequently, and hopefully more timely. What you lost in a bunch of disconnected links at the end of the week you gained in more content spread out through the week. That’s assuming of course that you actually like the content here in the first place. As for me, I don’t read this blog much. Don’t care for it. But that’s just me.

  3. benro Says:

    That is pretty bizarre. Did that really air on Fox 5 news? If they’re such jerks, and their prank is harmful to children, why air it at all? Who’s the real jerk here? I thought it was pretty funny myself.

    Keep up the good work Amber. I would like to see more mouth-breathers.. and more comics!!

  4. Scotia Says:

    Because it was live and they caught her by surprise.

  5. Axecleaver Says:

    It wasn’t live. They had a post-segment piece with her acting all indignant about getting pranked, with the other news chick trying to be supportive.

    She should have interviewed Angle Grinder Man:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/3112670.stm

  6. Syntax Heir Says:

    I don’t have anything directly relative to add [not uncommon] but I wonder if the song lyrics are matched to the news or the news is matched to the lyrics?

    In any event why haven’t we yet seen Harvy Danger’s little gem of a phrase:

    Been around the world and found
    That only stupid people are breeding
    The cretins cloning and feeding
    And I don’t even own a tv

    It seems so obvious to me. :)


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