Happy Post
Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
Until we pass away
Wow, a couple of you emailed me, concerned that 2 terrorism-related posts in a row might somehow indicate manic depression and low self esteem. In short, you said you hated me. Oh you didn't come right out and say it in those exact words, but you were thinking it. You were thinking it, and now I have to cut myself again. Ha! Just kidding. This is supposed to be a happy post!
And what's happier than a cutesy-wutsey bunny?
Two cutsey-wutsey bunnies!
Don't worry, I suffer no illusions that the commentary won't turn immediately to the "I love bunnies…with a nice merlot!" variety. Picture me glowering with smoldering bunny-loving rage when you do.
Update: There's a YouTube movie imbeded in this post. For some reason I can't see it on my machine at work, so some of you probably can't either. You can see it directly at YouTube here .
August 25th, 2006 at 7:14 am
Oh Amber…merlot! I wouldn’t serve a couple of cute bunnies with anything other than Bourgogne pinot noir.
August 25th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Please don’t tell me the beanie babies site design is coming back too Amber!
I don’t think my browser could handle it a second time!
To be honest, i’d be more worried about your mental state if the bunny posts continue. There’s something about bunny lovers….
August 25th, 2006 at 9:24 am
I can’t access youtube from work, so unfortunately I will have to spend the rest of the day fantasizing about what Two cutsey-wutsey bunnies! could be doing in a video that is part of a happy post. I expect to be disappointed when I go home.
Have a good weekend. By the way, I could give two shits about Games, but I love your politics..
August 25th, 2006 at 9:33 am
If too much rampaging stupidity starts to get you down again, I highly recommend Cute Overload, assuming you don’t either a- explode upon seeing it, or b- vomit uncontrollably for days, depending on your disposition to cuteness.
August 25th, 2006 at 9:59 am
Is it wrong of me to anticipate your impending plunge into total schizophrenia like a kid anticipating christmas morning? Will they let you keep blogging at the institution? If not maybe you can convince a family member to give updates and post funny recovery videos.
Bunny-wunnys for the win!
August 25th, 2006 at 10:38 am
@Regnak1969: Clearly I have underestimated the refined tastes of my readership…
@Jpoku: Unfortunately my 587 beanie babies haven’t been able to reach a consensus on a spokesbeanie for a new thematic site, so no re-design is planned at this point. Sadly, Colonel Witherspoon was overthrown by a coalition force of action figures, Care Bears, and trolls. The beanie government is in shambles, and my apartment is littered with hypoallergenic stuffing. But I think the insurgency is in its last throes…
@benro: It’s absolutely worth watching. If you have any after-work plans, cancel them now. It will change your life.
@Bartoneus: Like looking into the black heart of Cthulhu.
@Dave: I’ll try to blog if Nurse Rached lets me. Maybe the electroshock will spur my creativity.
August 25th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Obviously, you were just warming up to cover this WoW terrorism story.
August 25th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Yeah, I saw the WoW story, and then I saw that Lum did a much better job of covering it than what I was starting to write up. Give him a visit, he really needs the hits. =P
August 26th, 2006 at 7:24 am
OK, it was cute, but I’m glad I didn’t cancel any plans to see it..
August 29th, 2006 at 2:08 am
@Amber Wow, I didn’t realise beanie ownership was so political…. but Overthrowing the British Colonel…. he should of seen that one coming. I will remember to always side with the trolls. Those pyres of psychosis inducing hair in formation must be a terror to all….
And they can ride pencils! With the pointy end facing away!