I Can’t Make This Shit Up

Proving that the terminators of Maddison Avenue "absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead," or at least until every last consumer is a jaded, quivering puddle of cynicism. 


A description of Pocket Bike Racer:

The goal of Sneak King is to surprise hungry citizens with BURGER KING® sandwiches and other menu items throughout the day before they pass out from hunger. Whether in a logging yard, construction site, suburban neighborhood or downtown urban scene — each rich with detail and hidden pathways — players can hide out and earn points based on how elaborate the delivery is executed.

"Before they pass out from hunger" is apt, since it's probably the only way I'd ingest a Burger King anything at this point.

Update: Scott's got a pic up that shows you just how wtf creepy out of control this ad campaign has gotten.

6 Responses to “I Can’t Make This Shit Up”

  1. DoctorBarnett Says:

    “Maddison Avenue.” You are so left coast.

  2. Evil Ken Says:

    “at least until every last consumer is a jaded, quivering puddle of cynicism”

    But of course, it makes it easier to lift your wallets that way.

  3. blake Says:

    Cool. I finally get to play a stalker that dispenses fat dripping food to my victims! Wahoo!

  4. Syntax Heir Says:

    Stalker Sim! w00t! Next time somebody is assaulted with a sandwich I want the media to blame video games!

  5. Sweetmeat Says:

    Wow, that screen shot is really disturbing.

  6. Fandal Says:

    You know, there is something about that screenshot that screams “molester”. When I originally saw that screenshot. I thought I was looking at a video game about Congressman Mark Foley. But then I remembered, “oh, that’s not a little boy:/”


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