I Can’t Make This Shit Up
Proving that the terminators of Maddison Avenue "absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead," or at least until every last consumer is a jaded, quivering puddle of cynicism.
A description of Pocket Bike Racer:
The goal of Sneak King is to surprise hungry citizens with BURGER KING® sandwiches and other menu items throughout the day before they pass out from hunger. Whether in a logging yard, construction site, suburban neighborhood or downtown urban scene — each rich with detail and hidden pathways — players can hide out and earn points based on how elaborate the delivery is executed.
"Before they pass out from hunger" is apt, since it's probably the only way I'd ingest a Burger King anything at this point.
Update: Scott's got a pic up that shows you just how wtf creepy out of control this ad campaign has gotten.
October 2nd, 2006 at 3:27 pm
“Maddison Avenue.” You are so left coast.
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:36 pm
“at least until every last consumer is a jaded, quivering puddle of cynicism”
But of course, it makes it easier to lift your wallets that way.
October 2nd, 2006 at 10:50 pm
Cool. I finally get to play a stalker that dispenses fat dripping food to my victims! Wahoo!
October 3rd, 2006 at 7:48 am
Stalker Sim! w00t! Next time somebody is assaulted with a sandwich I want the media to blame video games!
October 3rd, 2006 at 11:03 am
Wow, that screen shot is really disturbing.
October 3rd, 2006 at 8:08 pm
You know, there is something about that screenshot that screams “molester”. When I originally saw that screenshot. I thought I was looking at a video game about Congressman Mark Foley. But then I remembered, “oh, that’s not a little boy:/”