He Fixes The Cable?*
What's more disturbing than a creepy plastic head stalking you from inside a trash can? How about some hot Night Elf on Dufus in Chainmail action?
WARNING: The following link is most decidedly Not Safe For Work. You're in a lotta trouble buster, if you click on it from work, so just don't, mmkay?
Alrighty then, you've been warned.
You love World of Warcraft. You love porn. Then you're gonna love Whores of Warcraft! (The NSFW Myspace site who currently has 167 friends) Whores of Warcraft is currently a single 11 minute lawsuit waiting to happen, and it's also pornographic; episode 2 is apparently still in production, and holy shit I know way too much about this product.
Prediction: It's only a matter of time before these videos find their way onto the net, dubbed over with Dives screaming "MORE DOTS! MORE DOTS!"
* Semi-obscure "The Big Lebowski" reference. Because while I know you come for the porn links, you stay for the easter eggs.
October 4th, 2006 at 8:39 am
The promo clip made me laugh. Though, I have to admit it wasn’t totally cheesy like I expected it to be. There was cheese, of course, just not as much as I thought.
October 4th, 2006 at 10:26 am
er… WoW… quite literally you realise :S
Never has a game acronym proved so versatile.
And LOL at the easter egg
October 4th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
I admit I downloaded the video. I am a WOW player and I love a good bit of porn now an then and even some adult rping. So hear is what I think is the first review of Rogues Do It From Behind. Sadly there is about 1 minute of pretty boring fantasy and 10 minutes of hohum porn. It goes like this: Warrior spots rogue hiding in rocks, warrior attacks rogue, rogue defeats warrior, and then…she is felating him. No transition and nothing to suggest any kind of story. I mean hey its porn so what was I expecting right? Well its a lost oportunity afaic. They could have made a 15 minute video and had just enough fantasy to set it apart from everything else. This is what their claiming to do anyway, but instead they just go the same old route everone else went. On the plus side the chick is really really hot with a fab bod. And its funny you can hear the director whispering directions to her. But even if you are in to adult fantasy spend your porn $ somewhere else.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
So um…thanks for that exclusive review, AP. All the other bloggers will be jealous now.
October 4th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Suggestions for names of future episodes:
“Is that a mining node in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Night Elf Studs: The bigger the ears, the bigger the….”
“Stabbing the Elite Pink Demon with the Epic Sword of Flesh.”
“Raid-level sex with 40 of your closest friends: The Orgy.”
“Loot whores: who gets the purple dildo with the vibration proc?”
“Soloing: a Hunter’s guide to masturbation.”
And the fetish videos:
“Leather isn’t just for Druids and Rogues anymore!”
“The Shoes and Feet of Ironforge: a Gnome’s perspective.”
“Asphyxiation in the Stranglethorn Vale.”
“PvP done right: a snuff video.”
“Cockblocked! The story of getting your raid key.”
October 4th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
“Soloing: a Hunter’s guide to masturbation.”
LOL!
Love the easter egg, it took me like 2 hours to finally remember it.
By the way Amber you’ve been pretty nice to WoW lately. I’m starting to think you’re slipping. You’re denying the trolls their bait!
Dave (someone stole my cool internet name and mailed me it’s green nail-polished toe)
October 4th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Hmmm, next thing you’ll know. There will be some crocked entrepreneur doing a new porno for nerds called….
“Swinging on the planet Vulcan”
Because you know, the only thing more pathetic than WOW porn, is Star Trek porn.
PS: Managed to misspell my damn name yesterday when I first commented. I shall now send myself to the George W Bush school of proper grammar:(
October 5th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
torrent?