Amber Night

Answering the question, given a slow enough news day, will I stoop to bathroom humor?

Don't worry, I'm keeping my day job.  Actually, go ahead and worry anyway.

Love chess?  Love sex?  No sex because you're playing chess all the goddamned time?  This is for you.  (NSFW links after the jump.)

Two first-impressions of the upcoming Lord of The Rings Online.

Completely random.  Really. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFO-i2ZaKZ8

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I'm talkin' to you, 'merkins.  A lot of good people—people with families and hopes and dreams and all that kind of soft focus crap—made with the insta permadeath so you could go out and do this thing.  So I don't want to hear about your whiny apathy or how all the candidates suck equally.  [...]

Say it with me now.  Please Fox News, never change.

I'm not such a bad-ass.

Karl Rove's October Surprise: John Kerry.  Oh, he's good.

Paul Barnett, Design Manager for Warhammer Online, wants to assure Machinimists everywhere that Warhammer Online will in fact have dancing emotes…over his dead body.