Comments on: 2007 New Year’s Resolutions I’d Like To Hear

By: Nicodemus

Nicodemus — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:20:37 +0000

“We will stop encouraging people to refer to Second Life as a game or as an MMORPG, and we will admit our graphics engine is horrible.” ~Linden Labs

“I will try to say some nice things about the game industry this year.” ~Nicodemus

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:42:53 +0000

The “required” in my game’s required specs will mean “required to play the game at a reasonably enjoyable level” instead of “required to run the installer, but not actually play the game”.
-PC Game Developers

By: Jpoku

Jpoku — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:17:08 +0000

You had me at ‘playhouse’ ;p

By: Andy Havens

Andy Havens — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:07:01 +0000

I will stop comparing SL’s numbers to WoW’s numbers unless I am willing to expend at least 100 words on how the two systems are vastly different.
- Other Press Types

I will play Area, no matter what it is, for 8 hours a day while pronouncing it, “Aureole” in my head and giggling.
- All of Us

I will make Spore the coolest, greatest, most ground-breaking, revolutionary game in the history of the universe and I will release it on schedule if I have to pawn my soul to Jerry Springer to make that happen.
- Will Wright

I will not mock furries until I have walked a mile in their shoes. Except they don’t wear shoes. So… Uh… Well… Back to the mocking.
- Everyone Else

By: Krones

Krones — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:27:55 +0000

I will repeat kindergarten through the tenth grade. – All cretins who butcher their first language and write in an inane argot. I will realize other mmogs exist and stop arguing logical fallacies against the ones I never played, or I will poop in my socks, and flail my arms about after I light myself on fire. – Fanbois We will learn how to write meaningful paragraphs and only state our point once per every five pages – MMOG Forums I will punish all furries who encroach Second Life and give them leprosy. – God I will take the risk and strive for at least a few innovations instead of copying the bible, “how to make diku for dumb asses”. – The devs I will trick Amber into believing I am Bob Saget. – Krones I will eviscerate Krones and feed the remains baby monkeys because that's the one thing he never wanted. – Amber after finding out about Krones’s skullduggery. Happy New Year!