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Possibly but I think the mistake you made was to try to define it as first conjugation verb when it should probably be a third conjugation verb like minuo or struo, as follows (and correcting for the lack of a J in latin):

Iesuo
Iesuis
Iesuit
Iesuimus
Iesuitis
Iesuunt

The infinitive would be Iesuere and means something along the lines of “To roll a mean ball” (a bowling expression, allegedly) or an alternative meaning is “to expose yourself to eight year olds“.

Add Roman Catholics to the list of heathens, too

Of course Roman Catholics would be left behind. The RCs have a long, illustrious history full of kicking heathen butt.

Can we “decline” Jesus?

Jesus, Jesi
Jesi, Jesorum

(fill in the rest, Accusative, Dative, Ablative, Man, my Latin has gotten dusty)

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Jesare

Jeso
Jesas
Jesat
Jesamus
Jesatis
Jesant

Excuse my pore english is been beter to plying fur God then is devels and satin. I hoppin that you are burn in hell!

ROFLMAO! Brilliant! Bloody priceless.

Got to agree though - plying fur is bad and should be stopped. Just think of all the cute ickle seal cubs!

I was going to say, “Only if I can play for the cult.” But I couldn’t decide which side was the cult…

QFT!

I was going to say, “Only if I can play for the cult.” But I couldn’t decide which side was the cult…

Add Roman Catholics to the list of heathens, too

What a coincedence! I was just designing a game where you play a devout RC character who travels the world converting the unfaithful and praying for the souls of the heretics evangelists.

I was going to call it “Inquisition: Legacy of Torquemada”

Ahh so this is what he meant… A great ‘game of’ tribulation

Also you gotta love: “The game also serves as a warning to those who are not yet saved, that life will be difficult after the rapture.” Actually surely it might be a lot easier… what with all them Evangelising Christians gone and all ;op