Amber Night

DM: Ok, gimme a roll.  Ohhhh fumble.  Make a horror check…

Seen over at Zen of Design: Choice and Blood, the d20 source book for abortion providers and protesters.

Here's what I love about the cover art:

• The flying soda can.  Because it really shows just how depraved and wicked pro-choicers are.  They not only want to murder your baby, but they can't be bothered to recycle.  Fuckers.
• The little baby being used as bait by the pro-lifers.  She has her own adorable little "Save me!" picket sign, because even her tiny sub-human infant brain has figured out that she has to grow up real goddamned fast, before Rowe v. Wade is not only upheld, but expanded by Nancy Pelosi to include the first 6 post-birth trimesters, "just to be sure."
• The red cross on the clinic used to lure unsuspecting mothers-to-be into thinking they can drop off their Katrina donation here.  Before she knows it they've got her feet in the stirrups and a hoover between her legs.  Also, just because they're such assholes, the clinic have made the entrance 3 feet high and you have to crawl over 2 steps to get in.  Fuckers.
• The guy on the lower left, pointing frantically at the shrubbery, whose root system appears to be undermining the building foundation, thus threatening to cancel the protest.
• The guy holding up his index finger.  He's all like "Hey everyone, 2/3 of Americans support abortion in the first trimester only, maybe we can all come to some kind of agreement!"  He has been trampled.

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