Comments on: Elven Shoplifter Chooses A Mortal Life

By: Psychochild

Psychochild — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 00:37:18 +0000

Unfortunately, that defense doesn’t always work.

“Your design documents suck!”
“I thought I was a female elf at the time.”
“… Quit playing WoW.”
“Oh, okay.”
“Are you one of those idiot level 1 female dancing night elves I saw in Ironforge?”
“…yeah.”
“YOU FIRED!”
“NO YOU FIRED!”

By: Maniac-X

Maniac-X — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:49:37 +0000

Well, if it works, I know what defense I’ll use if I get into legal trouble.

“You tried to kill the president!”
“Oh, uh… I thought I was a female elf at the time.”
…
“You robbed 26 banks!”
“I thought I was a female elf at the time, sorry”

et cetera…

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:27:45 +0000

45 is, I think, just over legal age for Elves. Which is good so that Amber doesn’t go to jail, I guess.

Now, I’m not one to dismiss the allure of an elleth in garters… However. There are no shortage of trees around, say, Rivendell and the other two loci of Elves have “wood” in the names. So maybe what this guy meant was not that he was a lady elf, but that he was a lumberjack elf. And that’s OK.

By: unbeliever

unbeliever — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 23:55:37 +0000

Love the embedded pic with the caption “what a female elf may look like…”

They could at least have used a pic with Kate Blanchett, or pointy ears. and they call themselves journalists, pfffft.

By: Amber

Amber — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:14:15 +0000

Hmmm, you might be right. In this case the “Hot El[f] in garter belts” is a 45 year-old man from Belfast, but the good news is that 45 is about 16 in Elf years. Maybe I could talk the court into having him clean my pool for community service…

By: Sweetmeat

Sweetmeat — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:00:03 +0000

Is it possible that what the article calls a suspender belt is what we would call a garter belt in the USA? Hot Elves in garter belts 4 teh win!

By: Bartoneus

Bartoneus — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 16:54:20 +0000

Those Wood Elves always were a spongey lot.