How To Fix The Video Game Industry

May 29th, 2007 Posted in Amber's Brain, Computer Gaming, Game Industry | Comments Off

Just so you know, I am a freaking genious. I just read GamePro.com’s 11 Worst Trends in Video Games, and the gears started turning. I can fix the video game industry. The answer has literally been sitting in my basement the entire time! I’m documenting it here on my blog because somebody with some money is going to figure it out (the answer and what I keep in my basement), and then I’m going to need to sue their asses and/or flee the country.

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On Memorial Day

May 28th, 2007 Posted in Amber's Brain | Comments Off

I drove over to Salinas Friday morning for breakfast with friends, and everything was going just fine until I hit Highway 68. The precursor to Memorial Day weekend.

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Your Friday YouTube

May 25th, 2007 Posted in Arts/Entertainment | Comments Off

You’ll want to stick around for 11.

Your–What Is Today?–Wednesday Horoscope

May 23rd, 2007 Posted in Amber's Brain | Comments Off

MMO Edition

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Try Being A Blogger…

May 22nd, 2007 Posted in Game Industry, asides | Comments Off

Sanya has a new blog.  Welcome back!

If You Didn’t See This Coming, You’re Not Paying Attention

May 21st, 2007 Posted in Computer Gaming, The Internets | Comments Off

Spoiler: Set the silicon chip inside your head to “overload.”

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Goodbye Cruel Blogosphere

May 21st, 2007 Posted in It's all about me | Comments Off

(You don’t think it’s going to be that easy, do you?)

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I’m Very Popular With The Ladies

May 17th, 2007 Posted in The Internets | Comments Off

Giggity.

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This Is The Way The World (of Sigil) Ends

May 15th, 2007 Posted in MMOs, asides | Comments Off

Not with a bang, but with pink slips in the parking lot.

Next Week: Tennessee Schools Introduce “Your Mommy Is Dead” Training

May 14th, 2007 Posted in Rampaging Stupidity, asides | Comments Off

From MSNBC: “Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables.”  Jack Thompson responds by blaming fictitious video games.