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Look! Kittens!

Am I above pathetic attempts at distraction? I think we all know the answer to that…
;)

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6 Responses to “Look! Kittens!”

  1. Ken Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 12:49 am

    I know it wasn’t your intention but you know, kittens might actually spruce up the place. The whole ladybug thing is getting old. Just make sure there isn’t more than two. I couldn’t take your seriously if it turns out you’re a three cat person.

  2. Tipa Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 5:39 am

    I like the ladybug theme… I think she should take it further.

  3. John Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    What could be wrong with a three cat person?

    I have my own ideas. I am just wondering what your thoughts are.

  4. Andy Havens Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Belgian scientists have now proven that seven is the official ownership number of or after which one is considered, regardless of gender, a Crazy Cat Lady. If one has six cats and more than four other “major pets” (dogs, large birds, turtles outside a tank, rabbits, voles), a blood test should be administered. Two or more adults living together as spouses or significant others are allowed a combined total of nine cats in the same domicile before one (if there is a clear “cat person” and “jeez, no, they’re hers” person) or both are considered Crazy Cat Ladies. The reason, the Belgian researchers explain, that the number is not cumulative is that cats do not adhere specifically to individuals. Any seven cats can be, at any given moment, attached even to a person who considers themselves “About to strangle the damn things.”

    When asked about the insensitivity regarding the gender-specifics of the term, regardless of the sex of the cat owner, the scientists hissed and retreated into a corner to play with a shiny bell embedded in a small, blue ball.

  5. Ben Says:
    May 4th, 2007 at 4:59 am

    So. Is it worse to be the nine-cat Crazy Cat Lady who’s married or to be married to the nine-cat Crazy Cat Lady?

    Also, if the Four Other Major Pets clause gets you… wouldn’t you be one of those Weird Animal People (no, not these guys), rather than a Crazy Cat Lady?

  6. bullet Says:
    May 4th, 2007 at 9:12 am

    Since there needs to be one litterbox per cat (or they fill up too fast), any more than two starts to get ridiculous. The time spent cleaning three boxes begins to be more annoying than having to clean one box every few days. And eventually you won’t do it, which will make the entire house smell like cat piss. I have two cats, a buddy has four. You know he has cats as soon as you walk into the house because of the smell. In my house, only one room smells like cats and it would have to be more than a casual visit to find yourself in that room.

    Plus, if you have three then you HAVE to have four. Otherwise two will always pick on one and you’ll have two regular cats and one neurotic cat.

    So IMO, anybody with more than two cats is crazy. Or at least a little off.

    Then there’s me, who obviously thinks about this shit far too much.

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