Activist Judges Threaten Very Fabric of American Society
Just when we thought our long national nightmare was over, activist judges strike again:
“She was taken handcuffed and crying from her home. She was escorted into court disheveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears.”
Thanks Judge “Sauron” Sauer. Her fucking hair was askew, you insensitive clod.
But in the end, they got to her. They finally broke her:
“LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Paris Hilton says she will no longer “act dumb.”
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Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience … ‘Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.’”
This just in: Paris Hilton changing her name to Yusuf Islam.”
Which just goes to prove what I’ve been saying all along: When we arrest celebrities, the terrorists win.
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…But when we arrest Paris, EVERYONE wins!
Don’t be so sure. The damage to the entertainment industry is incalculable. I mean, where are they going to find another dumb blond in Hollywood on such short notice? We may be facing the prospect of never seeing another season of The Simple Life. I just don’t know if the industry can rebound from a hit like that.
Doesn’t she have to figure how to not be dumb before she stops acting dumb first?
I do actually feel some small measure of sympathy for Paris. This is, no doubt, the super highly concentrated dose of accumulated reality that her parents, and everyone around her, neglected to give her for all of those years.
Because driving dangerously while drunk is just *acting* dumb. As opposed to actually *being* dumb, which would involve… not being rich. It is so dumb to not be rich. I’m totally going to give up this “not rich” thing that I’ve got going. I’m telling you, it’s not working for me. This whole “work for a living” schtick is just old. And debt? Wow. Total bummer. So I’m giving it up.
[waiting.... waiting... waiting... crickets]
Where’s my check? If Paris can decide not to be dumb, I can decide not to be not rich.
[waiting...]
I may be wicked-evil for it, but I am delighted she got sent back to jail.
Never getting what the big deal was about her fame nor caring about her undeserved ego, I was however quite depressed that there was not any video that could be found of her being dragged out of the courtroom to continue her sentence as she was crying and screaming.
I care not for her pain, as I have had friends die from drunken drivers and have no sympathy for anyone who flaunts the laws on that issue. She was wrong, and worse, she could have easily afforded a driver to cart her skinny butt around on her adventures. I dont hate her for her money, I hate her for her lack of morals and her self-inflicted drama. Fame had harmed this poor girl, perhaps justice will stand her back up.
I just think to myself… If I were in her situation, would anyone feel bad for me if I was in jail? Would I be able to profess to a changed attitude and lifestyle, and be released? Would I be able to claim medical reasons and demand release?
I think the sheriff who let her out should be fired and his financial records investigated for possible criminal extortion.
I couldn’t care less about Paris or her actions. Hell, I admire someone who wants to live a carefree lifestyle and play by their own rules, I just think they have to be prepared to pay for their actions just like the rest of us. Our justice system is undermined every time someone gets treated with special preference because of who or how much money.
BAMM!!! YO PARIS!! YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T BRING THAT WEAK-ASS DRUNK DRIVING OUT INTO MY CITY!!! MY CITY PARIS, MY CITY!!! BABY YOU JUST DRIVE HERE!!! YOU DRIVE AND DRINK, YOU GET THE CLINK!!! NOW DRY YOUR SKINNY ASS FACE AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN IN THAT CELL TIL I SAY YOU CAN LEAVE!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
I’m not rich. I’m not famous. I’ve never driven under the influence. When I was a freshman in high school years ago my uncle/godfather was killed by a drunk driver.
Having said that:
The girl, and I do mean “girl”, obviously has issues, but I’m not pissed off at her nor am I happy to see her fall. I’m angry with her parents for not being good teachers and rolemodels. I’m saddened that she wasn’t taught any better.
I’m not sure if you’re all a bunch of haters or just jumping on the band wagon. Either way…she’s famous for being famous. You and everyone else made her what she is by giving her the attention she seeks. News/media reports what people are interested in. Obviously, enough people are interested in her. Our voyeuristic culture created her. Everyone has faults, it’s only a matter of time until you screw-up and when the camera is always on you, it’s going to get captured.
What a truly horrible society we have. It must have been similiar back in the haydays of the roman coloseum. Anticipating a mis-step, stumble, or fall. Savoring the first sign of blood. Calling for blood.
You think she’s rich? I think she pourest amoung us.
Brem
She wants to live like common people, she wants to do whatever common people do…
It’s interesting, The Daily 10 ( yes I watch E! ) reported that she was paranoid the gaurds would take cell phone pictures of her on the toilet so she didn’t eat or drink or defecate for 3 days. That was the medical problem, she was getting toxic from not doing her business.
In a way I can sorta see her point, after the Sadam Hussein execution cell phone thingie there are precedents. That the press has so few scruples that they would post such photos goes without saying. Though I guess I said it to make the point even though … you know… it goes without saying.