Gamer Voices 1
Shamelessly lifted from another quality publication.
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Why are people leaving WoW? We ask you…
 Gaston O’Mally, 63 Night Elf Druid “I think I’m spending too much time in game. I’m 14 years old for cryin’ out loud.” |
 Mistress Roboto, 70 Tauren Hunter “What with all the bannings, it’s like a macroer can’t make an honest living these days.” |
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 Chaz Maroon, 5 Dwarf Paladin “People are just too rude. When I send a whisper ‘giv me gold plz now,’ I expect some common courtesy and I expect it right now.” |
 Larry Smith, 54 Gnome Mage “I’m getting really tired of explaining how to properly role play to my fellow Dark Iron players. I mean, it’s like they’re not even trying.” |
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June 14th, 2007 at 9:14 am
There’s no way that guy is 14. No 14 year old would use an apostrophe on “cryin’” correctly.
June 14th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Also, what 14-year old knows what Meridian 59 is and likes it enough to have a T-shirt? Wait a minute… hey! That fellow looks familiar…
June 14th, 2007 at 11:03 am
GASTOOOOON!
June 14th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Theres probably something funny about Dark Iron but its lost on me. Cool that you were able to interview a cartoon you should be on Space Ghost!!
June 14th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I lol’d.
Also, nice Brain.
“It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.”
“You have no idea.”
June 14th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
For people unfamiliar with most of the WoW servers (and I certainly don’t know them by name), looking at the realm listings shows Dark Iron is a PVP realm. NOT roleplaying, or even rp-pvp (of which there are very few). Sooo… .they don’t try because there’s absolutely no reason for them TO try on that realm. If they wanted to, they’d be on another realm.
June 14th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Dark Iron is also the server where the Penny Arcade and PvP guilds live, so take the not-an-RP-server factor and multiply it by the webcomic-partisan coefficient to work out an estimate of how often poor Larry gets ganked by pandas or juicers or whatever.
June 15th, 2007 at 5:35 am
Wow! It works on so many levels!
June 15th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
@Indy/joshlee: Yeah, that’s kinda what I was going for. Was hoping it wasn’t too obscure, sorry Dave.
June 19th, 2007 at 2:50 am
Man, you take a trip to Disneyland for a nice internet free vacation and Amber goes and makes fun of you.
But, I do make a damn sexy 14-year-old. Wait, that came out wrong…
June 19th, 2007 at 7:48 am
It’s not my fault. It’s the internet’s way of saying don’t ever leave again. (Also, we demand pics of you in mouse ears.)
June 20th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
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