Wait until you see the unrated cut.
(found via Cuppy)
Oh, and apparently I have a 30% chance of survival in the event of a zombie attack. That’s kinda discouraging.
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what, no x-rating? The internet demands nudie pics!!
As for zombiefication, I’m 47% proof! between the two of us that makes 77% proof…
So here I am on a Friday evening commenting on a blog asking for nudie pics and saying we should team up in case of a zombie attack… viewing my life in that perspective, I need a life.
R-rating because of all the naughty words you use. Everyone knows realistic violence is okay, so long as no one swears.
I have a 72% survivability. I’d say I’d go and rescue the two of you, but part of that 72% comes from the fact I’d shoot my own mother in the head if I thought she was a zombie… so I’m not terribly convinced I’m the one you’d want to rescue you…
I have a 43% chance of survival. I’d say my only hope is that since I’m in Canada the zombies would be very polite and decide chasing people would be rude.
My site is PG-13 for some reason. Obviously caught me in a Die Hard 4.0 moment. I do have high survivability in a zombie situation though on account of being able to run quick and because I’m a totally amoral beast who, like WhippetGrim, would just as soon shoot you as save you.
80% survival rating. I live in a bunker with nuclear capabilities.
My blog was rated “R” because of the use of the words “pain,” “crap” and “drugs.”
That’s the dumbest fucking douche-bag shit I’ve ever heard. Since when does use of the word “pain” = adult required? You hear that on Sesame Street! And “drugs?” There’s an assumption there I don’t care for.
Now… “crap.” OK. A slightly harsh term, I admit. But I think its use probably only warrants a PG or, at most, a PG-13 rating.
My graphic descriptions of what I’d do as a zombie after my 51% chance of survivability translates into an eternal un-life of brainitarianism… now that’s some painful, R-rated crap!
Note: my use of profanity in the last comment was intended as irony. If you don’t get it, please [deleted by NSA] yourself.
Our gaming blog got a “G” rating. Time to curse more. Hell damn fart!
You understand that the only way to raise pure unpolluted children is to not allow them access to any sort of controversial materals/social interactions untill they are at least 21 so that they will be adult/experienced enough to deal with it. My parents have some friends who are looking into arranged marraiges for their children ( these are people in their late 30s, born and raised in Denver Colorado ) so that they can choose prospective mates for their offspring based on a sound moral upbringing. Welcome to the new century.
Honestly I was raised in a pretty protected environment myself. I don’t think I ever heard my dad swear untill I was in college. I have never heard my mom utter a swear word. I swore like a sailor among my friends from the time I was 13, but I know how to behave in polite company. I like that they provided a good example for me without actually trying to keep me in a padded cell till I gained my majority. I would have to give your blog a PG13 rating myself – unless you want to quit teasing us and post of those polariods you took that time you got really drunk