Your Friday Mindsticker
Submitted for your approval, evidence that I will scour the very bowels of YourTubes looking for…well to tell the truth I was definitely NOT looking for this. Because if there’s anything that will cement my newfound reputation as a misogynistic mind-fucker (not to be confused with Mindsticker, which you will soon come to understand is the very epitome of the feminine ideal), it’s this:
What I love about this video: at about the 10 seconds left mark, the husband’s Big Brother-like head fades in over our Mindsticktress heroine. He knows about that crouton she gorged herself on at lunch. Oh yes he does, and he is sadistically amused that she thought he wouldn’t find out. The look of barely contained rapture on his ghoulishly lit face hints at the terrible array of punishments in store for her when they get home, starting with the hose.
The price of being a Mindsticker is a heavy one, but it’s great to have a good shape. Drink Tab yo.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:03 am
I loved “tastes better than any diet cola” in the advertisement, but was disappointed that they didn’t also mention that it was “Cooler than the surface of the sun” and “Wittier than Suddenly Susan“?
July 20th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Wow. Just… Wow. The… song… I think the portion of my brain that controls musical talent and appreciation just melted.
July 22nd, 2007 at 9:59 am
I almost fell out of my chair when I read that.