The Latest From Bizarro World
The TSA is lifting the ban on cigarette lighters for airline travelers.
Water, shampoo, and breast milk still strictly controlled.
No punchline. Just thought you should know.
4 Responses to “The Latest From Bizarro World”
July 24th, 2007 at 10:30 am
My best guess about that is they must think you can create bombs using water, shampoo, and breast milk.
Despite the fact that they’re all completely inert anyway, and the fact that none of them have any ingredients that would combine with anything and become explosive (well, except for water and carbon dioxide, but that only works with a pressurized container anyway, and would be impossible to create on-the-fly. Hah, I made a pun there.)
July 24th, 2007 at 11:41 am
puns are good for the soul
July 24th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
One suspects that the TSA has been ordered to make it easier for terrorists to light the fuses on their bombs so that Bush can declare a state of emergency and martial law and put off elections for the immediate ( extended ) future.
I want my tinfoil hat now please
July 25th, 2007 at 3:54 am
Frankly I’m surprised they didn’t ban breast milk far earlier then they did, that stuff’s just asking for trouble.