Stop Looking At Me Like That
Blatant sell-out after the jump.
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Alright, here’s the deal. King of Swords is having a contest of sorts. Basically I link to their site and they send me a free gnome sticker. And what kind of swords does King of Swords have available for all of your swordly needs? Well I’m glad you asked. They’ve got your medieval swords. They’ve got your samurai swords. Heck they’ve even got your ninja swords and daggers. Are you a cartoon? Not a problem, they also have anime swords. And unlike those other crappy sword shops (Viscount of Swords, I’m looking at you), King of Swords not only has fantasy swords, but they’ve also got final fantasy swords—it’s literally the last fantasy sword you will ever need! That’s right folks, come on down and bring the squires. King of Swords has more swords than you can shake a stick at, and quite frankly it’s probably a bad idea to show up to a sword fight with a stick anyway.
Do I feel dirty? You would think so, but no. And I’ll tell you why. Because “One lucky blogger each month will receive an Autographed David Carradine Kill Bill Katana!” And with any luck, that “lucky winner” is the blogger whose readers take the time to contact King of Swords, politely suggesting that if Amber Night were to receive that month’s allocation of David Carradine Kill Bill katanas, you might be more inclined to buy a sword yourself. I’m just sayin’.
Also, if you do contact King of Swords to suggest they send that autographed David Carradine Kill Bill katana to yours truly, and then they really do send me an autographed David Carradine Kill Bill kanata, you will get a pony. On the other hand, if through your inaction King of Swords does not send me an autographed David Carradine Kill Bill katana, then a pony dies. A pony freaking dies, okay? You don’t want that kind of karma coming down on your head, do you?
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Oh, I have such a great idea for a post.
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Cyanbane, it was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that, I’m sorry. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I’ll be waiting.
@Cameron: Stay away from my katana!
[...] Amber sold out. Can you believe her? I mean, you go to someone’s website on a regular basis for thoughtful [...]
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http://random-battle.com/2007/07/26/hey-look-at-me-im-getting-a-free-dagger/
Sorry, Amber. That Katana is mine!
Wait a minute! Has anyone considered the disastrous consequences that would result were Amber to recieve said katana de Carradine? She might poke someone’s eye out! or their whole face, or even slice the entire face of the world off…
We must stop this! …and by ‘stop this’, I mean do everything in our power to make sure it happens.
<p>Yeah, if there’s one thing in the world I think shouldn’t exist, it’s Amber with a non-virtual sharp object.</p>
<p>I’m not even sure it’s safe to let her have a virtual sharp object. But, then again, she’s a healer so she probably only has a mace in games, right? Well, except for WoW and their non-D&D Priests! Damn them.</p>
Before you all go putting a katana in our sweet girl’s hands, you may want to recall a certain incident involving a tennis racket and an ex-boyfriend. I’m just saying……
The tennis racket debacle was an isolated incident. Besides, I’d never take a katana to a cheating boyfriend. That would be too quick.
Also you need to remember. A pony’s life is at stake here. If not for me, think of the pony.