Comments on: This Guy Also Wears Judgement Jammies

By: bullet

bullet — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:06:43 +0000

Notes to the Rev.KH:

RE:”How many homosexuals have you ever seen had to ride on the back of a bus?”
If we could have made them wear the fucking triangles you’re damn straight they WOULD have been on the back of the bus. Almost. Probably still in front of you.

RE:”I’ve never seen an ex-black.”
You don’t think we’re going to fucking ADVERTISE that, do you? Not only do we not want our new friends to know, we don’t want the rest of you idiots asking us how we did it.

By: Andy Havens

Andy Havens — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:16:26 +0000

Now we can tithe and get stock dividends at the same time! And, possibly, declare our investments as charitable donations! Now, THAT’S multi-tasking.

I am both confused and happy. Also an example of multi-tasking.

By: Krones

Krones — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:26:20 +0000

I hope we excommunicate the Apple heathens next, anyone want to pray to Jesus and the flying lava penguins with me so this happen sooner? Oh, before we start I need to make my pubic hair sacred for the after-life, any idea on where I can buy some blessed judgment jammies half-price?

By: Amber

Amber — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:42:22 +0000

Well I firmly believe that God has a sick sense of humor, otherwise he wouldn’t have created people like Reverend Hutcherson and this guy.

As you might know, Amber Night Megalomedia has fully endorsed Lee L. Mercer for President. All comments criticizing Mr. Mercer will be summarily deleted, as those comments are most certainly made by the “Klu Klux Klan and the Communist Party” which Mr. Mercer will deal with through his revolutionary “Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.”

By: Sparowl

Sparowl — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:38:59 +0000

One of the things I find distasteful getting in a struggle with another thing I find distasteful?

Time to bust out some popcorn, fluff up the coach pillows, and start watching on the screen of my macbook pro.

By: Sweetmeat

Sweetmeat — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:32:54 +0000

Wow I can’t think of a better way for the conservative movement to lose hundreds of billions of dollars than to take over big companys and tanking their stock when they try to run them as theocracys.

All I can say is please, please, please, please go through with your threat. Someone will replace Microsoft pretty quickly, replacing all that money spent by bigoted, hate filled nutjobs will be a little tougher. Especially since it will only be the poor ones who are ignorant enough to take part in something so foolish.

If they were to start right away, they could even criple grass roots Republican fund raising for the next election … wouldn’t it be ironic if Billery won the election because Reverand Ken couldn’t keep it in his pants?

By: torak

torak — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:29:49 +0000

Wow benro, Lee Mercer sounds like an amazing guy…

It reads like a CHRMA resume lol….

By: benro

benro — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:09:15 +0000

Well I firmly believe that God has a sick sense of humor, otherwise he wouldn’t have created people like Reverend Hutcherson and this guy. I think Amber just earned a few more virgin Bob Sagets (or whatever gift awaits righteous women in heaven) with that Merrill Lynch remark.

By: wowpanda

wowpanda — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:08:33 +0000

I am speechless. When was this news? Should I buy MS now and sale when the other started to follow Rev. Ken or am I too late and the prices already peaked?

And Ben, I think David is partially gay (I remember I thought the actions are strange when I read that part).

From the historical perspective, the Gayer the army, the better the performance. David is about 50% Gay, and he needs God’s help to archive victory. Alexandr the Great is 100% gay, and he sweep through Greek, Persia, India with only 47000 (Persian king Darius has 100000+). And the moment he stop been gay he is dead.

So if the US has a true gay army, we could cut tax spending on military by a 50% percent.

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:29:05 +0000

and one last thing… Wait. Sorry. The names were so similar, even I got confused. Ahem. So. Lynch joke. Horrible. Hilarious. You’re going to Hell, Amber, and man is it gonna be a funny, funny place. “Shedim? Well, she certainly ain’t bright!” Hey-oh!