Post-Holiday Guest Post
moxcamel here again.
Hitman (the movie). A review.
Quick review: Hawt Russian Chick: Yowza! Rest of the movie: Blows.
Extended review:
- Is it just me or did Timothy Olyphant look like a chemotherapeutic McCauley Culkin all growed up?
- How hard can it be to find the bald guy with the barcode on the back of his head?
- Sword fight on a train? More like slap fight on a train.
November 28th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
can’t have moxcamel leave without a comment, so …
YAY! for hawt russian chicks!
November 28th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Thanks zottel. I was feeling pretty unloved there for awhile! Think I’ll leave the blogging to the professionals and Amber. =P
November 28th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Why is moxcamel blogging from “Amber’s Brain?” Mommy? Daddy? I’m scared.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
So…very…cold…in here. Very dark, full of twisty passages…Grues emboldened by low flashlight batteries…this could be my last log entry…
November 30th, 2007 at 1:08 am
C’mon, who saw the previews and didn’t know that this movie was going to suck? I am exceedingly lenient and kind with my opinions of movies, and I still couldn’t even manage to muster a shrug and a “eh” for this one. Olyphant was a horrible choice, the action scenes were cliche, and the music was annoying… and that was just what I got from the previews. This movie will only be remembered because of how bad it was.