Gamer Voices 4

Game industry giants Activision and Vivendi recently merged. We asked the gamer community: What’s in it for you?


Homer Braithwaite,
Misdemeanor Bounty Hunter
“Look, Blizzard had plenty of opportunity to nerf Warriors. Clearly something had to be done. I for one welcome our new Activision overlords.”

Kiko,
Scantilly-clad Student Activist
“Finally Blizzard will be large enough to sue EA/Mythic for stealing their Warhammer idea!”

Mr. Winky,
Unseelie Lord of the Couch
“Wait. I’m confused. How is this Sony’s fault again?”

Jefferson Armstrong,
Automotive Pornographer
“If they think they can steal my ‘Tony Hawk Ultimate Call of Murloc Hero Challenge’ idea, all I have to say is I’ve got lawyers and they will be in touch, Mr. Kotick.”

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11 Responses to “Gamer Voices 4”

  1. Ben Says:

    Unseely Lord of the Couch? Nice. Mr. Winky is a Bad Faerie. Heh!

  2. Scott Says:

    It’s “unseelie”.

  3. Amber Says:

    Stupid cat can’t even spell. *ahem*

  4. Ben Says:

    You know… I swear I’ve seen Jefferson Armstrong before. Does he play basketball or something? ;)

  5. Sasheem Says:

    Isn’t it Sony’s fault by default? Thought that was added to the law as it is already one of the ten commandments.

  6. DCJester Says:

    “Finally Blizzard will be large enough to sue EA/Mythic for stealing their Warhammer idea!”

    Oddly enough, I did hear this very comment the other day when this whole thing was announced earlier in the week or so.

    I just walked away shaking my head…I couldnt bring myself to argue with an idiot :p

  7. Bartoneus Says:

    Warhammer was totally ripped off of Battlefield Earth.

  8. Amel Says:

    Gramma’, grab yer shotgun! Here comes the appocolypse!

  9. Richie Says:

    Mr Winky is a close personal friend of mine.

  10. GuanoJones Says:

    So did Homer get that Meridian59 shirt on eBay or what? I remember playing that back in 1996. I hope Tripp Hawkins boils in a vat of his own piss for what he did to that game.

    “So uh.. we’re going to a $30 a month subscription fee for Meridian. People won’t Play Ultima Online.” - Tripp Hawkins before 3DO went Bankrupt

  11. =j Says:

    What the hell is an automotive pornographer?

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