Gamer Voices 4
Game industry giants Activision and Vivendi recently merged. We asked the gamer community: What’s in it for you?
 Homer Braithwaite, Misdemeanor Bounty Hunter “Look, Blizzard had plenty of opportunity to nerf Warriors. Clearly something had to be done. I for one welcome our new Activision overlords.” |
 Kiko, Scantilly-clad Student Activist “Finally Blizzard will be large enough to sue EA/Mythic for stealing their Warhammer idea!” |
 Mr. Winky, Unseelie Lord of the Couch “Wait. I’m confused. How is this Sony’s fault again?” |
 Jefferson Armstrong, Automotive Pornographer “If they think they can steal my ‘Tony Hawk Ultimate Call of Murloc Hero Challenge’ idea, all I have to say is I’ve got lawyers and they will be in touch, Mr. Kotick.” |
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December 7th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Unseely Lord of the Couch? Nice. Mr. Winky is a Bad Faerie. Heh!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
It’s “unseelie”.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Stupid cat can’t even spell. *ahem*
December 8th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
You know… I swear I’ve seen Jefferson Armstrong before. Does he play basketball or something?
December 9th, 2007 at 1:59 am
Isn’t it Sony’s fault by default? Thought that was added to the law as it is already one of the ten commandments.
December 10th, 2007 at 3:31 am
“Finally Blizzard will be large enough to sue EA/Mythic for stealing their Warhammer idea!”
Oddly enough, I did hear this very comment the other day when this whole thing was announced earlier in the week or so.
I just walked away shaking my head…I couldnt bring myself to argue with an idiot :p
December 10th, 2007 at 5:20 am
Warhammer was totally ripped off of Battlefield Earth.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Gramma’, grab yer shotgun! Here comes the appocolypse!
December 12th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Mr Winky is a close personal friend of mine.
December 12th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
So did Homer get that Meridian59 shirt on eBay or what? I remember playing that back in 1996. I hope Tripp Hawkins boils in a vat of his own piss for what he did to that game.
“So uh.. we’re going to a $30 a month subscription fee for Meridian. People won’t Play Ultima Online.” - Tripp Hawkins before 3DO went Bankrupt
December 13th, 2007 at 11:53 am
What the hell is an automotive pornographer?