I Do Your Christmas Shopping So You Don’t Have To

For the man who has…um…“everything.”

(NSFW if your boss/coworkers is/are 16th century Puritans.)

7 Responses to “I Do Your Christmas Shopping So You Don’t Have To”

  1. Amel Says:

    The possibilities for hilarity are nearly endless.

  2. Andy Havens Says:

    (singing) “… twoo comfy nuts… And my package in a spare tweed…

    sock.”

  3. Andy Havens Says:

    @Amel: Now nearly endless -1.

  4. Amel Says:

    Heh, minus one indeed. :)

  5. JuJutsu Says:

    Is there a version of those pants with cuffs?

  6. Andy Havens Says:

    JuJutsu: You want someone to cuff you down there? That ain’t right…

    Also… because it looks kinda like an elephant, does that mean you got your junk in a trunk?

    [-4]

  7. JuJutsu Says:

    C’mon Andy, you can’t wear pants without cuffs to a ‘business casual’ get together!


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