Archive for May, 2008

Your Friday Cinema: The Pitch On Terror Edition

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Seriously, it’s exactly like this, except not so much with the “love it.”

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Pretty Sure They Made This Game For Me

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Dave said he’s writing a review, so I won’t steal his thunder. But if you play the Passively Multiplayer Online Game, I’ve written my first mission. So go now my pretties, and revel in the power and the glory that is Bob Saget. (To actually revel in the power and glory, you’ll need [...]

You Have Entered A Maze Of Twisty Arguments, All Alike

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

According to his website:
CrevoScope is a text-based game of strategy, community, wit, and commitment against a backdrop of the modern creationism / evolution debate. Represent your ideology – your destiny lies in front of you. Choose to become a renowned and knowledgeable scientist, a devout biblical scholar, a powerful orator, or remain moderate and balanced. [...]

Friday Cinema: Bonus Double Feature

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

This rates right up there with Buddy Holly.

Your Friday Cinema: Corpse Camping Edition

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

WoW Videos

I Live In Mayberry

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Linked from the front page of my local paper’s website as “Breaking News”:
Monterey log: Robbery in parking lot
The Monterey County Herald
Article Last Updated: 05/22/2008 07:04:03 AM PDT
5/5/08 Citizen reports a known individual to have robbed him in the parking lot at
2400 block of N. Fremont. Taken were a pair of sunglasses and $20 in [...]

Never Send A Machine To Do A Human’s Job

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

A few years ago, due to a massive lapse in judgment, I actually bought The Matrix Online. You think I’m kidding, but I’m not kidding. I gave them my credit card number and everything. I didn’t actually start playing until the free trial ran out, so after about 2 weeks of playing [...]

Quad Split Shot Grande Cinamon Dolce (With Sprinkles), You Dirty, Dirty Girl

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Starbucks new (retro, actually) logo is offensive:
The new retro logo at Starbucks is stirring controversy. The logo shows a mermaid with partially-covered breasts.
A Christian group based in San Diego called The Resistance says the logo looks like a naked woman with her legs spread like a prostitute.
(Caution: NSFW image follows!)

The Resistance, whose women presumably [...]

Your Friday Cinema: “Toddlers Are Mean Drunks” Edition

Friday, May 16th, 2008

From kilian-nakamura.com:
Sangaria started their line of fake alcoholic drinks for kids with Kodomo no nomimono (Children’s drink), and has been successful enough to offer it in bottles, cans, and even six-packs. They also expanded the product line to include children’s versions of wine, champagne, and cocktails. The beer, flavored like apple juice, even foams at [...]

After Killing Hookers Gets Old, Try This

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Penny Arcade has announced the release of their new (and first) game, On The Rain-slick Precipice of Darkness Episode 1:
So we can finally announce that our game will be out on May 21st. IT will be released on Xbox Live as well as our own digital games store Greenhouse. If you do decide to download [...]


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