Your Friday Cinema: “Toddlers Are Mean Drunks” Edition
From kilian-nakamura.com:
Sangaria started their line of fake alcoholic drinks for kids with Kodomo no nomimono (Children’s drink), and has been successful enough to offer it in bottles, cans, and even six-packs. They also expanded the product line to include children’s versions of wine, champagne, and cocktails. The beer, flavored like apple juice, even foams at the top when poured into a glass!
Because it’s gonna be funny to see the looks on their faces when they realize the real stuff tastes nothing like apple juice.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Kids likes to do that. My brother in law’s 2 year old constantly grabs anything remotely cell phone like and hold up to his ear and pretend to be talking. So anything from fake beer/phone/computer and maybe fake porn can sell.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Incidentally, fake porn also tastes like apple juice and foams at the top.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Hmm, yeah, that’s just what we need. Let’s start them off early. Good thing that the Japanese lack the gene for alchoholism. But, if it ever gets to Europe or the U.S. , we’re screwed. But then, maybe that’s really the plan.
That must be it! It’s an enlaborate plan to take over the world by turning everyone into alchies in a couple generations. Damn them and their clever marketing plots!
May 19th, 2008 at 11:25 am
“We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!”