I Live In Mayberry
Linked from the front page of my local paper’s website as “Breaking News”:
Monterey log: Robbery in parking lot
The Monterey County Herald
Article Last Updated: 05/22/2008 07:04:03 AM PDT
5/5/08 Citizen reports a known individual to have robbed him in the parking lot at
2400 block of N. Fremont. Taken were a pair of sunglasses and $20 in cash.
Citizen also reports being assaulted by another known individual.
Reiland
9:18
08-2433
211 PC 772
5/5/08 Case cancelled by OFFICER VANETTI. Vanetti
10:28
08-2434
Cancelled Case 590
by Officer
5/5/08 HAGEMAN, ROBERT was arrested for public intoxication. Vanetti
11:29
08-2435
647(f) PC 590
5/5/08 CASE, DAVID MICHAEL cited for allowing his dog to run loose unmuzzled. Cristobal
12:30
08-2436
6-28 MCC 660
5/5/08 MPD reports finding a black plastic “Husky” socket set in the intersection of
Pacific and Madison.
Fitzsimmons
12:57
08-2437
Found Property 263
5/5/08 Suspicious circumstances. Fitzsimmons
14:21
08-2438
11358 HS 263
5/5/08 MPD towed a brown 89 Ford truck for being parked over 72 hours from Encina
near Palo Verde.
Guinvarch
15:46
08-2439
22651(k) CVC 127
5/5/08 MPD towed a 89 Siema trailer with boat from Encina near Palo Verde. Guinvarch
15:46
08-2440
22651(k) CVC 127
5/7/2008
Officer Vanetti: Hero of the people.
Just across the bay, Santa Cruz is burning. But hey, fuck Santa Cruz. It’s off to page 3 with you.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
What a Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
The important thing is the fire is “across the bay”, so it can barbecue all the people out there but it won’t be able to burn across the water.
It can be a relaxing experience when:
1. watching people running for rain inside my house
2. watching people ducking for hail inside my house
3. watching fire across the ocean.
And it would be just a bit more relaxing when the top local news is someone got rubbed by KNOWN individual.
Nice area to live in Amber
May 27th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
5/5/08. Never Forget.