I Live In Mayberry

Linked from the front page of my local paper’s website as “Breaking News”:

Monterey log: Robbery in parking lot
The Monterey County Herald
Article Last Updated: 05/22/2008 07:04:03 AM PDT

5/5/08 Citizen reports a known individual to have robbed him in the parking lot at

2400 block of N. Fremont. Taken were a pair of sunglasses and $20 in cash.

Citizen also reports being assaulted by another known individual.

Reiland

9:18

08-2433

211 PC 772

5/5/08 Case cancelled by OFFICER VANETTI. Vanetti

10:28

08-2434

Cancelled Case 590

by Officer

5/5/08 HAGEMAN, ROBERT was arrested for public intoxication. Vanetti

11:29

08-2435

647(f) PC 590

5/5/08 CASE, DAVID MICHAEL cited for allowing his dog to run loose unmuzzled. Cristobal

12:30

08-2436

6-28 MCC 660

5/5/08 MPD reports finding a black plastic “Husky” socket set in the intersection of

Pacific and Madison.

Fitzsimmons

12:57

08-2437

Found Property 263

5/5/08 Suspicious circumstances. Fitzsimmons

14:21

08-2438

11358 HS 263

5/5/08 MPD towed a brown 89 Ford truck for being parked over 72 hours from Encina

near Palo Verde.

Guinvarch

15:46

08-2439

22651(k) CVC 127

5/5/08 MPD towed a 89 Siema trailer with boat from Encina near Palo Verde. Guinvarch

15:46

08-2440

22651(k) CVC 127

5/7/2008

Officer Vanetti: Hero of the people.

Just across the bay, Santa Cruz is burning. But hey, fuck Santa Cruz. It’s off to page 3 with you.

3 Responses to “I Live In Mayberry”

  1. JuJutsu Says:

    What a Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

  2. wowpanda Says:

    The important thing is the fire is “across the bay”, so it can barbecue all the people out there but it won’t be able to burn across the water.

    It can be a relaxing experience when:
    1. watching people running for rain inside my house
    2. watching people ducking for hail inside my house
    3. watching fire across the ocean.

    And it would be just a bit more relaxing when the top local news is someone got rubbed by KNOWN individual.

    Nice area to live in Amber :-)

  3. Dave T. Game Says:

    5/5/08. Never Forget.


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