Go For The Batshit Insane Premise, Stay For The Epileptic-Seizure-Inducing Decor

To really and truly appreciate the “Society for the Preservation of 1990’s era Geocities” madness that inspired this electric boogaloo, you simply must visit. But have your speakers down low before you get there.

I did not, as instructed, click on the “Listen Hi.” Just sayin’, if you do, you’re on your own there.

Still, it does reaffirm my faith that even if John McCain were this very moment to tearfully reveal to Larry King his decades-long battle with Coprophagia, the Democratic Party (the membership, if not the actual cabal in charge) still has the cognitive dissonance to turn this election from mere cake walk to Sisyphean nightmare.

7 Responses to “Go For The Batshit Insane Premise, Stay For The Epileptic-Seizure-Inducing Decor”

  1. Amel Says:

    Well, all sensationalism aside, the candidates aren’t the weird or crazy ones. It’s their citizen supporters. These people truely worry me.

    “We DO NOT ALLOW ANY OBAMA LIES here.” Followed closely by a link for Obama jokes. They can’t even see their own hypocrisy. It makes we want to laugh and weep simultaniously.

  2. amber Says:

    And if you don’t want your IQ to drop about 11 points, do not click on the “jokes” link.

  3. Toldain Says:

    Ratfucking. That’s what it is, ratfucking pure and simple.

  4. Ben Says:

    For that didn’t know, that term that Toldain used? That’s a technical term. You may think I’m kidding, but no. There is, as far as I know, no other single word for the tactics embodied by that. Also, probably true.

    My eyes hurt just from the screen shot and my inner Web Standards Nazi is screaming in apoplectic rage.

  5. Stupid Says:

    You made me look up “Coprophagia”… now I wish I hadn’t.

  6. Dave T. Game Says:

    The front page is enough to make my web-designer side freak out, but the “About” page makes my editor side explode!

    I am, however, disappointed that the blink tag was nowhere to be seen.

  7. RedBull Says:

    Wow. The site crashed Firefox. Impressive.

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