Comments on: Excerpts From Spec Scripts I’ve Sent To Joss Whedon

By: kwip

kwip — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:19:38 +0000

Oh Amber, I do so love you muchly!

By: Amel

Amel — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:31:24 +0000

Aw man! Furries would be awesome! Do want!

By: Njal

Njal — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:55:23 +0000

What no furries? Phew.

By: amber

amber — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:05:21 +0000

So it would be fiction, then?

But based on true events…

@DtG: A Firefly/Full House crossover would be too dangerous to air. The sheer amount of awesometude together in one space would create a singularity that would probably swallow the planet. I just wouldn’t want to be responsible for that.

By: Dave T. Game

Dave T. Game — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:39:06 +0000

OK, you’ve got half of it, now you need one of the attractive male characters to fall for you to be completely accurate.

Lemme guess: “Firefly / Full House crossover”

By: Jayhawk

Jayhawk — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:07:43 +0000

So it would be fiction, then?

By: amber

amber — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:43:20 +0000

Bonus Excerpt From Firefly Season 2: Two Nukes For Sister Inara

Mal: That’s it. We don’t have enough power to outrun the blast radius.

Amber: Unless…unless we could re-route power from the mule to the main gravaton propulsors.

Kay-lee: But they’re completely separate subsystems. The polarity couplers are incompatible!

Amber: Not if we diverted it through the tachyon antimatter chamber and into auxiliary power. I’ve calculated that the ablative loss would only be about 17.643%. It would give us just barely enough extra power to make it to the blast perimeter.

Kay-lee: Amber, your award-winning genius analytical mind has saved us 17 times in the past, let’s hope you’re right again!

By: Dave T. Game

Dave T. Game — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:19:38 +0000

I kept expecting to see one where you had put yourself in as a character.

I think I’ve been on the Internet too long.