Senator Ted Stevens: “Wait—Wut?”
From the NY Times:
“It’s a mistake to assume John McCain has no knowledge of [the internet],” [McCain's Deputy e-campaign Director] Mr. Soohoo said during a panel discussion with the Internet strategists of some other presidential campaigns.
“You don’t necessarily have to use a computer to understand how it shapes the country,” he said.
You can read more about how John McCain believes the internet shapes the country by visiting his personal blog…which he keeps in a box of erasable bond right next to his IBM Selectric.
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Email from anyone named “Soohoo” is automatically tagged as spam by most filters. Bad campaign move, McC.
Oh I don’t know, at least McCain gets to say “Shields up Mr Soohoo, ahead full electoral impulse. Take us where no aging republican candidate has gone before.”
“Setting a course for reality, sir.”
“I want you to get me close enough to touch it; arm those photon torpedoes though, just in case I don’t like it when I get there.”