Archive for July, 2008

In Other News, Jim Beam To Sponsor “Sober Up Cincinnati!” Event

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

The first time I saw Subway’s promotion to get a foot-long sandwich for $5, I thought it was the most ridiculous thing I’d seen since…well since the last ridiculous thing I’d seen, which I think might have been me trying to convince myself that I still fit into those jeans I used to fit into.  [...]

Coming Up: Margarita-Induced Coma

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Hey, I’m on vacation all week, so nothing new this week.  Have fun!

Inept Asshattery: Relevant To My Interests

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

The short version: PZ Myers, Biologist and angry Atheist, gets angry.  Why?  Because a student who steals a communion wafer gets death threats from angry Catholics.  Student presumably shits pants and returns wafer, prompting Myers to pick up the torch, upping the ante by offering to desecrate a wafer, or—we can only hope—build a 50 [...]

Coming Up In The Next Issue Of Vanity Fair: McCain Gives “Happy Ending” Massages To Vietnamese Captors

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

This response to the “Obama as terrorist fist-jabber” cartoon doesn’t go quite far enough, but it’s a start.  I’m firmly in the “it’s satire–inept and unsophisticated satire to be sure, but hey whatevs–get the fuck over it” camp when it comes to the The New Yorker cover, but I wonder how funny McCain supporters would [...]

Uncle Jesse Will Feast On The Crispy Flesh of Bob Saget As Michelle Looks On In Horror

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

In my continuing effort to keep you apprised on all things Saget…
From Comedy Central:
Actor John Stamos is jumping into bed with COMEDY CENTRAL as Roast Master for this year’s “COMEDY CENTRAL Roast of Bob Saget.”  The event tapes in Los Angeles at the Warner Brothers Studio lot on Sunday, August 3.  The “COMEDY CENTRAL Roast [...]

Mark Jacobs to EA: “BTW Your Tea Is Floating In The Harbor, Bitches”

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Mark Jacobs on the recent decision to cut 4 classes and 6 cities out of Warhammer:
“This has nothing to do with EA,” he said, pointing out that this was entirely a Mythic decision, and it isn’t a directive from the company which many MMO players feel has a dubious history in our genre. “they had [...]

Your Friday Cinema: “You Will Never Look at a Twinkie The Same Way Again” Edition

Friday, July 11th, 2008

To do this video any justice at all, see it in full-screen mode.
(NSFW for suggestive images)

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.
(thanks to Mox and his Russian women fetish.)

So…Can We Panic NOW?

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

It’s Science

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

James Wallis explains the physics of World of Warcraft, and how Blizzard nerfed gravity:
This means, if Azeroth really is a spherical planetoid with a diameter of 12 kms, that the planet must have an average density of roughly 5850 grammes per cubic centimetre. That makes its average density more than 500 times greater than lead. [...]

FLDS Launches New Line of Clothing. Diablo III Announced. Coincidence?

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

As seen at WorldNetDaily:
Pastel prairie-style dresses, modest shirts, trousers, long underwear and nightgowns are just some of the new Fundamentalist LDS clothing now available at sensible prices for purchase online.
Members of the church are marketing their modest children’s clothing online, and proceeds are reportedly donated to children who have been affected by the raid on [...]


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