Archive for August, 2008

Random Thoughts From The Democratic National Convention

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

- Michelle Obama managed to get through her entire speech without attacking “whitey,” which of course makes her a flip-flopper.
- Hey John Kerry: 2004 called and desperately wants to know why the fuck you saved this shit for 2008.
- Hillary Clinton choked down enough bile to feed…well a whole lot of whatever eats bile.  Sigorney [...]

Dear Bob: I’m So Sorry

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Not that I deserve your forgiveness.  Not after what I did.  It’s ruined…all ruined, and it’s all my fault.
There’s absolutely no explanation for my behavior.  I am a bad, bad person.  God, I don’t even know how I can live with myself.  And really, why should I?  I should just…I don’t know…
Oh god, and now [...]

Russians To Be Driven Out Of Georgia By Secret Yeti Army In 3…2…1…

Friday, August 15th, 2008

From CNN:
A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot.
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer [worst Eastern European names EVAR! -Amber], a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature’s body in a [...]

Dammit, Now I Have a Craving For Mountain Gorilla Fajitas

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

This is so batshit insane, even Orson Scott Card has got to be saying to himself, “wow, that’s more batshit insane than the batshit insane thoughts that course through my batshit insane brain!”
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals plans today to announce an unusual marketing pitch to the U.S. government: Rent us space on [...]

Orson Scott Card Is Kind of a Dick

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Which may not be news to you, but it was to me.
Ender’s Game author Orson Scott Card has identified the greatest threat ever to plague mankind, and you shall know it by its exceptional fashion sense and fondness for all things Judy Garland. From the Mormon Times, via laist.com:
The first and greatest threat from [...]

Your Friday (Bollywood) Cinema: My Ratty-Assed Compadre Edition

Friday, August 8th, 2008

It was between that and “Rock Me Amidala Edition.”

From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Which is why I think it all broke.
Site’s back up, sorry for the outage.  Those responsible have been forced to craft.  In EQ2.  Over dialup.

I Hope There’s Waterboarding

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

WAR is coming September 18.
I’m actually a little disappointed, having just re-opened my DAoC account a few months ago.  I’m sure I could have gone another 3-4 months before losing interest again.

It’s Not Friday, But…

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

This is just too awesome to wait.

Anyone else think Hannah Montana would be a great Secretary of State?

Hi, I’m A Mac. A Naughty, Naughty Mac.

Monday, August 4th, 2008

And really…who hasn’t had this problem? (NSFW for eww.)


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