Random Thoughts From The Sarah Palin Memorial Republican National Convention

- George Bush refuses to say John McCain was tortured because he’s been ordered not to haze the pledges.

- Fred Thompson is an inspiration to uzzzzzzzzzzzz…

- Democrats angry because Obama campaign hasn’t really attacked Palin.  To be fair, it’s hard to do anything when you’re laughing that hard.

- They will still be laughing when they lose the election.

- Levi Johnston will appear with the Palin family tonight, will throw the horns and explain how he “so tapped that shit.”

- That arena looks really empty.  I’ve never seen so few white people in one place.

- Tonight Sarah Palin will demonstrate her core Christian/Republican/Secessionist values by refusing to have an abortion–on stage LIVE!!!!

- My Magic 8-Ball says John McCain will make a surprise visit tonight, but nobody will notice.  Because zomg Sarah Palin is SO pretty!

- Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin.

Oh and also…

Thanks to reader Dave for this very obvious evidence that Sarah Palin is an image plagiarist:

Sarah Palin is stealing my schtick

You will be hearing from my lawyers, Mizz Palin. (slightly creepy that Dave has an image of me I haven’t had on this blog for months?  Sorta, yeah.)

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7 Responses to “Random Thoughts From The Sarah Palin Memorial Republican National Convention”

  1. wowpanda says:
    September 4, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Is that you Amber? You two look alike!! This could be the hint of a new scandal that Sarah might have a child out of marriage and that child has grown up and are writing blogs.

  2. This Just In: Amber Night Governor Of Alaska, BFF With That McCain Guy « Broken Toys says:
    September 4, 2008 at 10:59 am

    [...] This Just In: Amber Night Governor Of Alaska, BFF With That McCain Guy Pictures don’t lie! [...]

  3. Matt says:
    September 4, 2008 at 11:57 am

    awesome

    Also, Palin scares me but good. True believers are scary bastards.

  4. Maarkean says:
    September 4, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Or are they both Dr. Melfi from Sopranos?

    http://boards.aetv.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/700000636-700003182-700121623-700004209/dr_melfi2.jpg

  5. Neil says:
    September 4, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    Oh amber, that is really a pro picture comparison. Next thing I know you’ll be blogging about “40 million unborn reasons not to play Warhammer Online”.

  6. Melchior says:
    September 5, 2008 at 6:24 am

    Or is this really a case of Laura Roslin joining the already existing Saul Tigh ’08 ticket?

    http://tighroslin2008.com/

  7. =j says:
    September 10, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    So… um… does dave have any other pictures?