Obama Will Now Take Away Your Waaagh, Plus Mandatory Gay Marriage Abortions In Second Life

Are there three a’s in “waaagh” or eleven?

Anyhoo. According to Game Politics, incumbent Soviet Prime Minister and 80th Level Heal Spec Shammy Barrack Obama is set to nominate Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm—the woman who tried to ban anything more entertaining than regedit from your computer—to the Supreme Goddamned Court:

Among potential Obama appointees, Totenberg drops the name of Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm. Veteran GamePolitics readers will recall that Granholm was the driving force behind Michigan’s 2005 violent video game law, later ruled unconstitutional by a U.S. District Court judge. Michigan was compelled to pay the video game industry’s legal fees in that case to the tune of $182,349.

Okay, actually it’s just incumbent Soviet Secretary of Propoganda Nina Totenberg speculating funding the social redistribution of rape kits through the siezure of control liberation of all RMT operations in China and Australia. Or at least that’s what I’m getting out of this. Cough syrup is good stuff.

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3 Responses to “Obama Will Now Take Away Your Waaagh, Plus Mandatory Gay Marriage Abortions In Second Life”

  1. Tipa says:
    November 6, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    I LIKE Nina Totenberg!

  2. Sparowl says:
    November 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    The exact spelling of Waaagh depends on what you’re trying to get across. A Waaagh with three a’s is a simple declaration of your intention to become rowdy, hurt some people, and generally have a good time.

    A Waaaaaaaaaaagh is a full declaration of war, where you’ll gather up your buddies, get rowdy, hurt some people, and generally have a good time. But in a group.

    Damn Obama for playing on a playtest server. Why can’t he just wait for 80 in the real game like the rest of us? I bet he’s been running raids and getting mad lootz the entire time.

  3. amber says:
    November 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Tipa, about a year ago I bought a “Nina Totenbag” from a garage sale. And then my mom saw it, and just HAD to have it. Every now and then while I’m perusing the thrift stores I think I catch a glimpse of one, but not yet… *sigh*

    @Sparaowl: Great info, thanks!!! See, this needs to be a FAQ dammit. And yeah. Stupid Obama. Probably has a comp’d account too.