Slow news day + International Women’s Day = …

In the immortal words of Cleveland Brown, “that’s just nasty.”

A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy, sparking online debate Sunday in the local media.

Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday for public intoxication in Owensboro, WYMT-TV reported, but it is what she did next which has attracted headlines.

As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast into the face of the female deputy watching over her.

A press release from the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, said that after the deputy decontaminated herself from the “bio-hazard”, Tramel was charged with third degree assault.

Wake up sheeple!!!!! This is stem cell therapy under Obamacare!!!!

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2 Responses to “Slow news day + International Women’s Day = …”

  1. Toldain says:
    March 8, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    IANAL, but assault? Doesn’t that involve a threat of bodily injury? Or is the officer involved claiming, “She could have put an eye out with that thing!”?

  2. Sweetmeat says:
    March 9, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    The problem is that breast milk can contain the AIDS virus, so squirting it into someones face carries a small risk of exposure if the squirter is HIV positive. So like blood, breast milk is considered a potential bio hazard and so the assault charge.