Superhero and Icon of Feminist Empowerment, Wonder Woman, Totally Slagged By Mysoginist Male Comic Book Artists
July 1st, 2010 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »Didja hear that Wonder Woman got a makeover? Well she did, and militant feminista Nikki Finke does not like what men with penises has done to her!
DC Comics announced that, starting today, Wonder Woman “will appear like you’ve never seen her before”. And I wish they’d just left her alone, especially since she’s the only comic book character female I’ve ever admired. Of course, it took a bunch of men to ruin her.
Yeah, stupid MEN! Just because they want to masturbate to cartoons, they changed Wonder Woman’s modest and professional image from this:
to this:
You misogynistic bastards. What’s next? Shall we dress Betty Crocker in a burka so young, sweaty teenage cooks can wank off to her silhouette? Yes, leave it to a bunch of men to take one of the most ridiculous and (ironically) comically clothed super heroes (and I’m including “Monkey Woman” from Season 1 of Who wants to be a superhero? for fuck’s sake) since basically forever, and give her a more realistic and dignified costume so that she might just appeal to a broader audience than just horny adolescents from 1979.
Anyway, good on you DC Comics. And hey Nikki Finke, you may not like the new look, but you have man artist Jim Lee to thank for turning her into more than just a male masturbatory fantasy. And hey, I’ll bet she still has a nice ass.