In case you hadn’t noticed, I’ve been AWOL for a couple days or weeks. Hopefully the posts will start picking up again though. My new gig1: Writer at The CW (formerly UPN and The WB). My project? Let’s just say you might have read about this exciting announcement in Variety:
Hollywood, CA. Following closely on [...]
Reprinted from last year, because I got nothin’ this year. Happy holidays!
(With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore.)
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the secret headquarters
Not a machine was a’buzzing, not even the teleporters
The ponchos were hung in specially made cryogenic poncho receptors with care
In case evil should strike, and Justice should be [...]
Why we can’t have nice things, part 64,982 in a series:
OTTAWA (AFP) — The post office and police in Canada are searching for a “rogue elf” believed responsible for mailing filthy letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, officials said Friday.
A handful of reply letters to children who wrote to jolly Saint Nick contained [...]
moxcamel here again.
Hitman (the movie). A review.
Quick review: Hawt Russian Chick: Yowza! Rest of the movie: Blows.
Extended review:
- Is it just me or did Timothy Olyphant look like a chemotherapeutic McCauley Culkin all growed up?
- How hard can it be to find the bald guy with the barcode on the back of his [...]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=grCTXGW3sxQ
Be sure to check out the other episodes too.
Excerpts From My Upcoming Autobiography - April 24, 2006
Forward by Bob Saget - Sep. 5, 2006
Terror at 30,000 Feet - Sep. 26, 2006
A Very Special Halloween Episode of Teen Yellow Poncho of Justice - October 31, 2006
A Very Poncho Christmas - Dec. 24, 2006
In the Clutches of King Henry VIII - Feb. 28, 2007
Death From [...]
EXT. FRONT PORCH—NIGHT.
We see little 5 year-old AMBER standing next to her MOM. It’s really goddamed cold because we’re in Denver in freaking October. We can see bits of Amber’s Yellow Poncho of Justice costume poking out from behind her parka, snow pants, and snow boots.They are on the front porch [...]
Part 1. (Forward by Bob Saget) | Part 2. | Part 3.
Teen Yellow Poncho of Justice.
A Very Poncho Christmas
Autobiography
Part 4 in an ongoing series.
Chapter 13: Death From 80 Million Miles Above
Nothing could save the International Space Station now. The Velociraptor attack had crippled the main propulsion things and the inertial dampeners had [...]
I love Variety, but I was never interested in G.I. Joe. So I’m not sure why I followed the link I found at (the always interesting) Kill Ten Rats, but I’m glad I did. Because I found this gem:
WMA is also helping Hasbro with possible movies based on such properties as the board [...]
Written by me in 6th Grade. (Pertinent post here.)