Amber Night (rebooted)

Well now evil corporate villain “E*Trade” (IF THAT REALLY IS HIS NAME!!!) is DAMAGING THE LINDSAY LOHAN BRAND and is all like “thanks for inventing that word ‘Lindsay Lohan,’ Lindsay Lohan, now we’re going to make a DNA-replica clone baby and take over the world, thanks for inventing a cool name for it, don’t mind if we do!!!”

Lindsay Lohan wants $100 million from E*TRADE — because she believes their “milkaholic” baby featured in their Super Bowl commercial was modeled after her … and as far as Lindsay’s concerned, the smoking gun is all in the name.
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The commercial features a baby named Lindsay — who in the spot, is accused of being the “other woman” in a baby love triangle.
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Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, tells TMZ it doesn’t matter that the commercial doesn’t mention the name Lohan, adding, “Do you know the name Oprah? Do you know the name Madonna? Same thing.”

SAME THING!!! Do you hear that Charlie the Tuna? Charlie sheen is going to eat your lunch! (haha, seriously, Charlie Sheen luvs him some tuna melt!)

I’m speaking of course about this:

Tomorrow Wolf Blitzer unleashes millions of seeker droids to hunt down and eliminate Peter Jennings once and for all.

Oh yeah, and I’m back. For the 3 people who still follow this blog, sorry for the disappearing trick. I’ve got a lot going on in my professional life (yes, no personal drama this time, sorry!), and blogging had to take a back seat for awhile. Also, I owe emails to a lot of people, so please bear with me a little longer.

Also some black Muslim terrorist baby-killing Communist is now your President. I hope you’re happy.

Set aside an hour and sixteen minutes, and watch this.  You’ll be glad you did.

Courtesy of reader/blogger Dragon, who is himself a British stereotype.

Seriously, it’s exactly like this, except not so much with the “love it.”

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This rates right up there with Buddy Holly.

From kilian-nakamura.com:

Sangaria started their line of fake alcoholic drinks for kids with Kodomo no nomimono (Children’s drink), and has been successful enough to offer it in bottles, cans, and even six-packs. They also expanded the product line to include children’s versions of wine, champagne, and cocktails. The beer, flavored like apple juice, even foams at the top when poured into a glass!

Because it’s gonna be funny to see the looks on their faces when they realize the real stuff tastes nothing like apple juice.

Based on an email sample of 2, the Friday video was lame. Fine. Be that way.

Patrick Stewart: “Tolkien was a hack.”

…he spoke to Peter Jackson about taking the role of Gandalf (for the original films) but turned it down because of the script!

Probably a good thing. They’d have had to CGI out his wheelchair. But the real reason he turned down the script probably had to do with more fundamental creative differences.

I for one am glad someone’s finally looking in to this.