Dave said he’s writing a review, so I won’t steal his thunder. But if you play the Passively Multiplayer Online Game, I’ve written my first mission. So go now my pretties, and revel in the power and the glory that is Bob Saget. (To actually revel in the power and glory, you’ll need [...]
According to his website:
CrevoScope is a text-based game of strategy, community, wit, and commitment against a backdrop of the modern creationism / evolution debate. Represent your ideology – your destiny lies in front of you. Choose to become a renowned and knowledgeable scientist, a devout biblical scholar, a powerful orator, or remain moderate and balanced. [...]
For years, the answer to the question “do boomer women play computer games?” has been as elusive as…as…well as elusive as finding anybody who has ever actually used the phrase “boomer women” in a gaming context. Nonetheless, Forbes’ Brian Caulfield has the answer:
It turns out boomer women do play computer games.
And do they ever. [...]
Why else would Evangelical Christian group Operation Standup (which is actually just a clever anagram of their true name, “Porn Audio Patents”) send our fighting men and women crappy video games like Left Behind: Eternal Forces?
The game, which raised the ire of many activist groups for its promotion of killing and converting non-Christians, will come [...]
(obRumsfeld: “We know where the FPS are. They’re in the area around Tehran and Karbala and east, west, south and north somewhat.”)
From the Associated Press (via GamePolitics):
TEHRAN, Iran - An Iranian hard-line student group unveiled a new video game Monday that simulates an attempt to rescue two Iranian nuclear experts kidnapped by [...]
Just so you know, I am a freaking genious. I just read GamePro.com’s 11 Worst Trends in Video Games, and the gears started turning. I can fix the video game industry. The answer has literally been sitting in my basement the entire time! I’m documenting it here on my blog because [...]
Spoiler: Set the silicon chip inside your head to “overload.”
Wherein FOX News discovers Repetitive Stress Syndrome.
Or "My first game review of the year." The short version: 4½ out of 5 Crying Baby Jesi.
Love chess? Love sex? No sex because you're playing chess all the goddamned time? This is for you. (NSFW links after the jump.)