An engineer friend of mine was offered a job with an ISP in freaking Russia. Quote of the day:
“You know, I was surprised to learn they have internet in post-communist Russia. I think the way they do it is…you know those long bread lines? I think in Russia you have to write your own packets [...]
Dude 1: <Unintelligible> killed Ant Man.
Dude 2: Like that would be hard. It’d be like you’re just walking along and all of a sudden you’re like “oh shit, dude, I just stepped on Ant Man. He’s fucking dead man. I just killed Ant Man by stepping on him because his super [...]
Teen 1: I think Canada should take over the world.
Teen 2: Then we’d all have to play ‘ockey, eh?
Teen 1: True. Maybe the Australians should take over then.
Teen 2: Then we’d all have to go around saying “bonzer,” eh?
Teen 1: *lols* Australians say “eh”?
Teen 2: I just figured the Canadians would come in second [...]
Woman on cell phone:
She said what to you?
(pause)
Oh that wasn’t very nice at all.
(pause)
I’m so sorry hon. She does have a point though.