From the NY Times:
“It’s a mistake to assume John McCain has no knowledge of [the internet],” [McCain's Deputy e-campaign Director] Mr. Soohoo said during a panel discussion with the Internet strategists of some other presidential campaigns.
“You don’t necessarily have to use a computer to understand how it shapes the country,” he said.
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It’s a sad day for Obama supporters. The Michelle Obama “whitey” video has finally been posted, effectively dooming the Obama campaign. Try not to let your bitter, bitter tears burn a hole in your carpet.
To really and truly appreciate the “Society for the Preservation of 1990’s era Geocities” madness that inspired this electric boogaloo, you simply must visit. But have your speakers down low before you get there.
I did not, as instructed, click on the “Listen Hi.” Just sayin’, if you do, you’re on your own there.
Still, it [...]
From CNN:
Because “360° Blog: Male voters may be key for Obama” doesn’t quite grab the key soccer-mom and clansmen demographic that CNN’s really trying to pull away from FOX.
How about this one: “360° Blog: Rapists may decide if Hillary lives”
Or “360° Blog: Vietnamese will decide if McCain gets more ‘hole’ time.”
Hey Anderson, call me! [...]
Come on. Is this the face of someone who wants to take away your guns? I mean, she doesn’t even have fully opposable thumbs to do it with!
(The Mike “Huckapug” is truly a scary site to behold.)
President Bush:
“I don’t think we’re headed to recession. But no question, we’re in a slowdown.”
Shit. We’re headed into a recession. And it’s gonna happen fast.
Granted, it’s early in the presidential campaign season. But Amber Night Megalomedia is ready to announce our backing of the one and only candidate that will truly make a difference: Lee L. Mercer Jr.
My platform for President of the United States Of America is Criminal Law. It is developed from my Method of Education. [...]
If you’re an American, you probably know that yesterday was—I shit you not—Loyalty Day. So listen up flip-floppers: Starting yesterday, saying that Pepsi is fine when the restaurant only serves Coke products will land your fence-sitting ass in Gitmo. We’re at war, people. Nothing to be scared shitless of going on [...]
Slow news day.
And no, it wasn't [enter your favorite polarizing political figure here]