Archive for the 'Rampaging Stupidity' Category

Orson Scott Card Is Kind of a Dick

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Which may not be news to you, but it was to me.
Ender’s Game author Orson Scott Card has identified the greatest threat ever to plague mankind, and you shall know it by its exceptional fashion sense and fondness for all things Judy Garland. From the Mormon Times, via laist.com:
The first and greatest threat from [...]

Inept Asshattery: Relevant To My Interests

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

The short version: PZ Myers, Biologist and angry Atheist, gets angry.  Why?  Because a student who steals a communion wafer gets death threats from angry Catholics.  Student presumably shits pants and returns wafer, prompting Myers to pick up the torch, upping the ante by offering to desecrate a wafer, or—we can only hope—build a 50 [...]

Go For The Batshit Insane Premise, Stay For The Epileptic-Seizure-Inducing Decor

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

To really and truly appreciate the “Society for the Preservation of 1990’s era Geocities” madness that inspired this electric boogaloo, you simply must visit. But have your speakers down low before you get there.

I did not, as instructed, click on the “Listen Hi.” Just sayin’, if you do, you’re on your own there.
Still, it [...]

Quad Split Shot Grande Cinamon Dolce (With Sprinkles), You Dirty, Dirty Girl

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Starbucks new (retro, actually) logo is offensive:
The new retro logo at Starbucks is stirring controversy. The logo shows a mermaid with partially-covered breasts.
A Christian group based in San Diego called The Resistance says the logo looks like a naked woman with her legs spread like a prostitute.
(Caution: NSFW image follows!)

The Resistance, whose women presumably [...]

I’m Out Of It For Awhile And Everybody Gets Delusions Of Grandeur

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

From an otherwise interesting story on Gawker (who are the boss of Kotaku) :
Gawker Media’s gaming site Kotaku, says editor Brian Crecente, goes out of its way to stop boy’s-club coverage. Both sites have enjoyed years of rising traffic.
(emphasis mine.)
O RLY?
The above NSFW link (hint: it has boobs) brought to you by Mr. Crecente, two [...]

Chariots of the Ainur

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

From the press site for Quest for Middle Earth:
Ongoing recent discoveries by archaeologists and historians have found evidence that indicates that elves, giants, dragons and even hobbits once existed on earth. Norse legends, Sumerian texts and the discovery of hobbits and giant eagles on the island of Flores indicate that the Lord [...]

I-I-I-I-I Want The Knife…Pleeeeeeaaase

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Get your rez’s now, because soon you’ll have to stand in a DMV-style line for it. And you’ll have to go to China to do it:
Aug. 20-27, 2007 issue - In one of history’s more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a [...]

Followed Closely By Your Friday WTFBBQ

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Oklahoma has a new license plate design:

No, it’s not a joke.
Stephen Colbert’s job just got a lot harder.

The Latest From Bizarro World

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

The TSA is lifting the ban on cigarette lighters for airline travelers.
Water, shampoo, and breast milk still strictly controlled.
No punchline. Just thought you should know.

Gary Gygax Continues His Lifelong Mission To Starve Children, Feed Their Souls To Spider Goddess Lolth

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

From Gamerush:
U.S. authorities say a couple from Reno, Nevada was so obsessed with playing video games online that they left their babies to starve.

The children are now doing well and regaining weight in foster care. Their parents, Michael Straw, 25, and Iana Straw, 23, now face up to 12 years in prison. Prosecutors say the [...]


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