Archive for the 'Religion' Category

Orson Scott Card Is Kind of a Dick

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Which may not be news to you, but it was to me.
Ender’s Game author Orson Scott Card has identified the greatest threat ever to plague mankind, and you shall know it by its exceptional fashion sense and fondness for all things Judy Garland. From the Mormon Times, via laist.com:
The first and greatest threat from [...]

FLDS Launches New Line of Clothing. Diablo III Announced. Coincidence?

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

As seen at WorldNetDaily:
Pastel prairie-style dresses, modest shirts, trousers, long underwear and nightgowns are just some of the new Fundamentalist LDS clothing now available at sensible prices for purchase online.
Members of the church are marketing their modest children’s clothing online, and proceeds are reportedly donated to children who have been affected by the raid on [...]

This Guy Also Wears Judgement Jammies

Monday, November 19th, 2007

While the rest of us are content to just hate Bill Gates and Vista (in that order), Reverend Ken Hutcherson is gonna get bluescreen on their asses:
An advocate of a “biblical stance” against divorce and homosexuality, Mr Hutcherson, 55, is asking millions of evangelical activists, as well as Orthodox Jewish and other allies, to buy [...]

I-I-I-I-I Want The Knife…Pleeeeeeaaase

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Get your rez’s now, because soon you’ll have to stand in a DMV-style line for it. And you’ll have to go to China to do it:
Aug. 20-27, 2007 issue - In one of history’s more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a [...]

Baby Jesus Hates The Troops

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Why else would Evangelical Christian group Operation Standup (which is actually just a clever anagram of their true name, “Porn Audio Patents”) send our fighting men and women crappy video games like Left Behind: Eternal Forces?
The game, which raised the ire of many activist groups for its promotion of killing and converting non-Christians, will come [...]

ZOMG The Iranians Have FPS Technology

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

(obRumsfeld: “We know where the FPS are. They’re in the area around Tehran and Karbala and east, west, south and north somewhat.”)
From the Associated Press (via GamePolitics):
TEHRAN, Iran - An Iranian hard-line student group unveiled a new video game Monday that simulates an attempt to rescue two Iranian nuclear experts kidnapped by [...]

Purity Bawl

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

And then there are those rare days where Second Life seems less disturbing than First Life.

Left Behind Ironically Left Behind

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

A game aimed at mouth-foaming fanatics takes 5 years to develop, and still nobody wants to play it. Hint: it’s not DDO.

This Is A Real Product

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Jesus Loves You Sucker
Mmmmm.  Irony tastes like flavored confectionary on a stick.

The Trouble With Tribuls

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Or "My first game review of the year."  The short version: 4½ out of 5 Crying Baby Jesi.


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