From CNN:
A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot.
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer [worst Eastern European names EVAR! -Amber], a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature’s body in a [...]
The first time I saw Subway’s promotion to get a foot-long sandwich for $5, I thought it was the most ridiculous thing I’d seen since…well since the last ridiculous thing I’d seen, which I think might have been me trying to convince myself that I still fit into those jeans I used to fit into. [...]
Linked from the front page of my local paper’s website as “Breaking News”:
Monterey log: Robbery in parking lot
The Monterey County Herald
Article Last Updated: 05/22/2008 07:04:03 AM PDT
5/5/08 Citizen reports a known individual to have robbed him in the parking lot at
2400 block of N. Fremont. Taken were a pair of sunglasses and $20 in [...]
Helpful hint to would-be space-murderers: Wait until she lets you into the goddamned car before pepper-spraying her. I mean, that's just jilted lover killing 101.
Wherein I bow to comment/email pressure to post something less existential.
Seen at GamePolitics:
Buy this MMO calendar and you’ll be helping sick kids.
In one of the more unique game-related charity events we’ve seen, gamers can purchase a 2007 calendar for $14.95. All proceeds go to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital in Memphis, TN.
Hey now, you're a rock star.
And it breaks my heart
“He got a few odd looks but if someone is offering to buy you a sausage roll you don’t say no. He was very friendly.”