Amber Night

This is just too awesome to wait.

Anyone else think Hannah Montana would be a great Secretary of State?

And really…who hasn’t had this problem? (NSFW for eww.)

From the NY Times:
“It’s a mistake to assume John McCain has no knowledge of [the internet],” [McCain's Deputy e-campaign Director] Mr. Soohoo said during a panel discussion with the Internet strategists of some other presidential campaigns.
“You don’t necessarily have to use a computer to understand how it shapes the country,” he said.
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This should go great with mom’s famous crab latkes.  (And yes, I know this isn’t strictly Christmas shopping.  Bite me.)
(Also, yes, yes, I know, this is lame. I’m trying to find time to write something substantial. Stay tuned!)

For the man who has…um…“everything.”
(NSFW if your boss/coworkers is/are 16th century Puritans.)

This must be stopped.  That is all.

That’s the best I could come up with. Feel free to post your own witty caption.

NSFW warnings (language) in all the blogs linked in this post.
In an unintended second part to the story, another blogger gets outed and gets fired.
Our boss found the blog. Someone squealed on us. I don’t work there anymore.
I feel pretty ashamed at the moment. I did over 5 years there and it all came down [...]

Unfortunately he’s not qualified to win a Darwin.
EUGENE, Ore. (AP) - When Robert Gillespie looked up from his text message, he saw a freight train. EOM. (”End of message,” that is, for non-texters.) Eugene police say Gillespie’s car crashed into the side of the Union Pacific freight train about 2 a.m. Tuesday.
I blame SOE…

On Friday, Penny Arcade commented on the recent firing of a Nintendo contractor (who is, by the way, a bigger front-page-photo whore than I am), and made an excellent and entirely relevant-to-me point:
You are not “posting anonymously” if you use a fake last name and have pictures of yourself on your blog. That is [...]