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Random Thoughts From The Sarah Palin Memorial Republican National Convention

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

- George Bush refuses to say John McCain was tortured because he’s been ordered not to haze the pledges.
- Fred Thompson is an inspiration to uzzzzzzzzzzzz…
- Democrats angry because Obama campaign hasn’t really attacked Palin.  To be fair, it’s hard to do anything when you’re laughing that hard.
- They will still be laughing when they [...]

Russians To Be Driven Out Of Georgia By Secret Yeti Army In 3…2…1…

Friday, August 15th, 2008

From CNN:
A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot.
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer [worst Eastern European names EVAR! -Amber], a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature’s body in a [...]

Dammit, Now I Have a Craving For Mountain Gorilla Fajitas

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

This is so batshit insane, even Orson Scott Card has got to be saying to himself, “wow, that’s more batshit insane than the batshit insane thoughts that course through my batshit insane brain!”
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals plans today to announce an unusual marketing pitch to the U.S. government: Rent us space on [...]

Orson Scott Card Is Kind of a Dick

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Which may not be news to you, but it was to me.
Ender’s Game author Orson Scott Card has identified the greatest threat ever to plague mankind, and you shall know it by its exceptional fashion sense and fondness for all things Judy Garland. From the Mormon Times, via laist.com:
The first and greatest threat from [...]

Your Friday (Bollywood) Cinema: My Ratty-Assed Compadre Edition

Friday, August 8th, 2008

It was between that and “Rock Me Amidala Edition.”

Mark Jacobs to EA: “BTW Your Tea Is Floating In The Harbor, Bitches”

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Mark Jacobs on the recent decision to cut 4 classes and 6 cities out of Warhammer:
“This has nothing to do with EA,” he said, pointing out that this was entirely a Mythic decision, and it isn’t a directive from the company which many MMO players feel has a dubious history in our genre. “they had [...]

Your Friday Cinema: “You Will Never Look at a Twinkie The Same Way Again” Edition

Friday, July 11th, 2008

To do this video any justice at all, see it in full-screen mode.
(NSFW for suggestive images)

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.
(thanks to Mox and his Russian women fetish.)

FLDS Launches New Line of Clothing. Diablo III Announced. Coincidence?

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

As seen at WorldNetDaily:
Pastel prairie-style dresses, modest shirts, trousers, long underwear and nightgowns are just some of the new Fundamentalist LDS clothing now available at sensible prices for purchase online.
Members of the church are marketing their modest children’s clothing online, and proceeds are reportedly donated to children who have been affected by the raid on [...]

Deckard Cain’s About To Make You His Bitch

Monday, June 30th, 2008

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Blizzard announces Diablo III.
Captain’s Log, personal: The zomgwantwantwant gameplay video makes me want to play a melee class for the first time in my life.

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Friday Matinee

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Advice from someone whose been there: Even (especially?) when you live in so-called “sunny” California, it’s a good idea to leave your windows rolled up at night.  Even when there’s nothing worth taking from the inside of your car, and it would be easier to replace the factory radio than to replace the factory window…even [...]


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