http://ambernight.org true confessions, incoherent rants, tyops Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:44:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en - George Bush refuses to say John McCain was tortured because he's been ordered not to haze the pledges. - Fred Thompson is an inspiration to uzzzzzzzzzzzz... - Democrats angry because Obama campaign hasn't really attacked Palin.  To be fair, it's hard to do anything when you're laughing that hard. - They will ... http://ambernight.org/2008/09/03/random-thoughts-from-the-sarah-palin-memorial-republican-national-convention/ - Michelle Obama managed to get through her entire speech without attacking "whitey," which of course makes her a flip-flopper. - Hey John Kerry: 2004 called and desperately wants to know why the fuck you saved this shit for 2008. - Hillary Clinton choked down enough bile to feed...well a whole lot ... http://ambernight.org/2008/08/28/random-thoughts-from-the-democratic-convention/ Not that I deserve your forgiveness.  Not after what I did.  It's ruined...all ruined, and it's all my fault. There's absolutely no explanation for my behavior.  I am a bad, bad person.  God, I don't even know how I can live with myself.  And really, why should I?  I should just...I ... http://ambernight.org/2008/08/18/dear-bob-im-so-sorry/ From CNN: A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot. Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer [worst Eastern European names EVAR! -Amber], a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found ... http://ambernight.org/2008/08/15/russians-to-be-driven-out-of-georgia-by-secret-yeti-army-in-321/ This is so batshit insane, even Orson Scott Card has got to be saying to himself, "wow, that's more batshit insane than the batshit insane thoughts that course through my batshit insane brain!" People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals plans today to announce an unusual marketing pitch to the U.S. ... http://ambernight.org/2008/08/14/dammit-now-i-have-a-craving-for-mountain-gorilla-fajitas/ Which may not be news to you, but it was to me. Ender's Game author Orson Scott Card has identified the greatest threat ever to plague mankind, and you shall know it by its exceptional fashion sense and fondness for all things Judy Garland. From the Mormon Times, via laist.com: The ... http://ambernight.org/2008/08/12/orson-scott-card-is-kind-of-a-dick/ It was between that and "Rock Me Amidala Edition." http://ambernight.org/2008/08/08/your-friday-bollywood-cinema-my-ratty-assed-compadre-edition/ Which is why I think it all broke. Site's back up, sorry for the outage.  Those responsible have been forced to craft.  In EQ2.  Over dialup. http://ambernight.org/2008/08/07/from-hells-heart-i-stab-at-thee/ WAR is coming September 18. I'm actually a little disappointed, having just re-opened my DAoC account a few months ago.  I'm sure I could have gone another 3-4 months before losing interest again. http://ambernight.org/2008/08/06/i-hope-theres-waterboarding/ This is just too awesome to wait. Anyone else think Hannah Montana would be a great Secretary of State? http://ambernight.org/2008/08/06/its-not-friday-but/